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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when your girlfriend is bleeding? She is probably on her period.

What's clear on the outside and grey on the inside? An elephant in a plastic bag.

Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

whats red and hard to eat a brick.

how much did the asian man pay for his operation? nothing. he's dead.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

what's the only thing funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? The look on the mom's face.

What's worse than walking into a door by accident? Finding out that your mother molestors children.

A man invented a time machine that didn't work. Because he wasn't a scientist, he was an ice cream man.

What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

What did Tiger Woods say when his wife hit him with a golf club? "Why did you hit me with a golf club".

I've been hearing a lot of Jew jokes lately, Anne Frankly I'm sick off it.

Suzie has no arms. Knock Knock (whos there?) Not Suzie.

Why was the clown in red shoes wearing skis? Because he likes to ski in red shoes, and he's a clown

Jimmy: Knock, knock, Grandmother: Who's there? Jimmy: Jimmy Grandmother: Jimmy who? And then Jimmy held back tears as he knew grandmother's Alzheimer's disease was getting worse.

What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

I wont say I got much money, but neither do I need it, just be honest to me, because if you lie, every advice I give you, could cost you or me everything, our lives, our families... Collateral damage is a term used very often and lightly ever since 9/11

You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

What do a bike and a human have in common they are both objects

what's black, white, and red all over? a penguin stuck in a blending machine

What do you call a guy with aids? Your dad

What did the mexican do after he finished his taco? He was eaten by a dinosaur.

In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

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