A little girl was curious about where people come from so she asked a very controversial question. Girl goes up to her mother and ask "Mommy, where do babies come from?" Mother replies "Ask daddy." Girl says "Daddy, where do babies come from?" Father replies "Ask the dog." Girl then goes up to her dog and says "Doggy, where do babies come from?" The dog doesn't reply because it's a dog.

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why did the little girl eat grapes? because she felt like it.

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a man dyslexic into bar walks a

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Why was the mushroom invited to the party? It was because it was a mushroom costume party

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Every 60 seconds In Africa......... A minute passes.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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2 men walk into a bar. You would have expected the second one to notice it after the first guy walked into it.

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Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

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a gay man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out for trying to seduce men.

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Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

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What comes after 69? 70

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Q:Why did Jimmy eat an apple? A:He was hungry.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

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So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

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What does Yoko Ono say while rehearsing her song before a concert? She gives directions to the band.

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What's white and black and lives in the ghetto : a panda bear

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

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A chicken crosses the road... Gets fined for jaywalking.

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Knock Knock, Whos there? a baby nailed to the wall Orgasim

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How do Chinese people name their kids? They could look up a baby-names book, consult their family history, or make one up

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Why couldn't the man lick his elbows? Because it is scientifically proven that over 98% of humans can not lick their elbows.

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Roses are blue Violets are red I'm colour blind Which is sometimes quite annoying

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Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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