- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a guy walkied into a bar... he really got hurt

Why was the woman happy to give birth to a beautiful, healthy child? Just kidding, she had an abortion.

why did the alien eat the cow? peer pressure

Boys go to college to get more knowledge, girls go to Jupiter... Actually I lied, girls go to the kitchen

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Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

Q: Why was jimmy's mom crying? A: Because her doctor said their were going to get rid of he cancer, 5 minutes later hey came back in and told her that he had made a mistake and that was for someone else, she was actually only had a month to live.

What did the priest say to the young boy? Hi.

Knock, Knock. Who's there Hey, it's Dave. Oh well come on in.

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why did the bunny cross the road? Because it waited until a car was driving by and then got run over.

Roses are red violets are blue you better run I see you

What did the little Jew boy get for Christmas? nothing he is a Jew, he doesn't celebrate Christmas.

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by a giant elephant.

What did Harry Potters owl say to Harry Potter? delivowe for hawwy potter!

What happens when you cross an Asian with a bass guitar? An Asian man lies down diagonally across a bass guitar.

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

A man commands his dog to sit. However, his dog is poorly trained, so does not.

How do you get the icing in the middle of a cupcake? Cupcake raper...Duh

When Glenn looks in the mirror all he sees is Nicole Sipes.

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

You cant spell chorus with out... Vagina!

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