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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a newborn son? The proudest moment of your life. What do you call a newborn daughter? A disappointment.

What did the underprivileged girl get for Christmas? Nothing because Santa Claus is a media generated holiday icon and the real St. Nicolas has been deceased for almost 700 years.

What's the difference between a woman? Apart from the differing reproductive systems and body organs, women are characterized by a need to create food.

A man and a midget walk into a bar each carrying a suitcase. They were stopping by after work.

Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

Q: How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A: Depends on the size of the tub and the size of the babies.

What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

What does a female Nazi call a tampon? A twatskika.

What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

roses are red violets are blue they are pretty and you are not

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

What did the boy in the striped pajamas get for Christmas? A shower.

Whats black and hangs from my tree? A slave

Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes? A: Fsh

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Four because snakes don't have legs.

how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

Robin, get in the car, please.

Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

Why are Holocaust locations so expensive? They were mass acres.

What did the potato say to the man It said nothing it is a potato

I once saw my grandparents making love.. that's why I dont eat raisens

If quizzes are quizzical then what are tests? Tests.

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