- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

A amazing I idiots D discover S sex

Duck: got any grapes? Lemonade Seller: no the duck waddeld away and never came back for the guy has no grapes

Whats funny about a man in a pink leotard ? Nothing infact i think he's very brave

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

Hail Hitler

I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

Why did the black guy get hit by a banana He was low on potassium and his friend threw the banana too hard

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

How do you kill Osama Bin Laden? Get The Navy Seals To Infiltrate his compound.

Why did the black guy get hit by a train? I strapped him to the tracks

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

What is the difference between a fridge? I'm sorry, I have a severe mental disability and telling jokes is not... F'tang F'tang Zoop Pong Wii!

what do jews, blacks, and asians have in common? they have all been targets of racism!

A man is in the desert and he finds a lamp, he rubs the lamp and out comes a genie! The genie says "I can grant your three wishes, for releasing me from the lamp" The man says "I wish I didn't have AIDS".

Give to the less fortunate. Date ugly people

What smells like dead rats? Dead hamsters

Alan: My Grandfather was in the SS and has a leather jacket made jews he killed. Me: Really? Alan: No, i'm korean. My grandfather wouldnt be allowed into the SS.

Why does Eric Clapton use a Mac? Because he prefers Macs.

When did Rick Santorum realize he was gay? When we woke up with a bloody condom in his ass.

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