- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the straw say to the other straw? We are both straws just kidding they cant talk

What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

What do you call a mother cow? Moooom

Why do bears go to school on Sunday's? They don't, bears don't go to school.

What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

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Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

My Mom was strutting down the runway. Then she got trampled by a plane.

Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

A man walks into a bar. He hasn't been there before, and it's a Friday so it's really crowded, and it's really quite a dive, so he and his girlfriend decide to leave and find somewhere else to eat.

Roses are red.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

What types of animals are the most dangerous? Dangerous ones.

How to you kill a pizza guy? Shoot him in the face.

If my balls were on your chin, where would my dick be?

What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Billy: Hey Timmy, you're so fat your high school picture was an aerial photograph Timmy: Oh yeah? Well you're so fat when you tried to take that photograph the helicopter pilot told you to get out because you're too fat

why did the dog cross the street? because it saw a squirrel

Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

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