Did you hear about my new Muslim friend? Hes the bomb!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Certainly not to have its motives questioned!

Some guy pretends to be Santa on the street. He touches a little girl and says "It's okay i'm Santa" So the pedophile Santa molestes the little girl. The little girl goes home and says that Santa touched her so the parents go looking for this guy. And then they find out he died of a heart attack.

How do you kill Helen Keller? With a gun.

An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. He did kill Hitler.

Q:What do you call a cow with no legs? A:A hamburger.

An ant walks into a bar. Nobody Notices...

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Jay-Z

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

What's worse than finding a work in your apple? The Holocaust.

Why are black people afraid of tigers? Because tigers eat people

My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

What do you call a guy with an ax in his chest? An ambulance.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it!

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a penis and a knife choose which one goes in you.

What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

Women's rights

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

wat does say to another bird....... chirp chirp

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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