What did the church say to the house? You need jesus

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What's worse the a bee sting? Two bees stings What's worse the two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse the. The Holocaust? Three bee stings

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Flowers are colors Love me

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What do you call an elephant mixed with a rhino? A freak.

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why did the girl fall off the swing? because someone threw a fridge at her.

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What happened to the boy who survived a tragic car accident?? He stepped out of the car and got hit by a semi.

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What do you call a black man in a suit and tie? Presumably affluent

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why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

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What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

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why was the black guy that was smoking weed in his car not sent to jail? when the cop pulled him over he thought he was black the way he was dancing but turned out to be white but that just looked black when hes dancing.

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A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear asks the rabbit does shit stick to your fur? The rabbit says no, so the bear wipes his ass on the rabbit

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Why aren't anti jokes funny? Idk. Watermelon in your pants, you're adopted.

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What do you call a cow with no legs A cow with no legs.

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What do you say to a man with no legs at a bus stop.. How you getting on.

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A drunk guy walks out of an AA meeting.

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How Do You Solve A Impossible Math Question? You Dont. cause its impossible.

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What do you call a baby with a shadow? A shadow-baby!

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Little Timmy walks into an ice-cream store. He dies on impact.

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What did the black jewish homosexual say to the conquistador? Nothing as they were both from entirely different time periods.

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Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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Q: Suzy loves apples she will o anything to get her hands on an apple. A: You guys are so gullible!!! She DID eat Tom's apple. ...... then he killed her.

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Have you seen the movie "Gay Men Say No"? Oh yes, that is very insightful documentary on the modern day struggles of homosexuality.

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says "I forgot to store my nuts for winter now I am dead". Ha! It's funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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