- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many children does it take to kill a homocidal killer? None. Children should not attempt such a dangerous task.

What's Arabs' cutlery? Bread

...and the rabbit says, "How 'bout that schnitzel!"

Why did the man fall over? He was blind.

roses are red violets are blue my name is kate boyd im gay

knock knock whos there i have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who Cream cheese

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

Why did Suzie fall off the Swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both can fly except for the mole

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

Why did Johnny's pants fall down? Because he was fat.

whats brown and booky a book.

Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

What did the man say to the cat. ~It doesn't matter it impossible for 2 Species to Communicate between one another.

A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

Things i like to do when im bored; chase after ostriches take major dumps masturbate give myself major erections EJ

An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Does it really matter?

Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

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