Why did the black man have sex with the white woman? Because they were married.

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whos best at KS3 irish and is sexy? tiarnan i lied about the sexy part

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What's the best way to cross the road? Ideally with your feet and legs, consdiering as disabled people usually don't recommend their unfortunate state of affairs. However there are other alternatives which may or may not be better than common or garden walking, such as crane hire - crossing in a crane bucket in a safe spot; chauffer driven limos, which don't do the straight, direct route, generally; and being carried on a replica of Cleopatra's carry couch (but with modern suspension, unless you prefer the up and down motion)

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want to hear first?" The man responds "I'd like to hear the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance covered everything." The man hangs his head and tears up as he asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor heads for the door as he answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you're being denied coverage. None of your future treatments or appointments will be paid for." The man snaps his fingers and says "Damn! I should've voted Democrat!"

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How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Ten. One to actually screw it in, and nine to stand around and say, "I can do it better."

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a man was hired for a job. he made a lot of money and was able to support his family.

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A man walks into a bar a browning automatic rifle, it accidentally fires hitting the main artery in his neck and he promptly bleeds to death.

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What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

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What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

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Why did the man die? He was old.

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What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

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What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

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Why didn't little Billy cross the road? He was dead.

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yo mama is so ugly she walked by a mirror and looked at her reflection cuz thats what mirrors do

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What's silent but deadly? A baby falling from a 10 story building

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WHATS A GREAT RAVE TUNE KANE !!!!! TUCKER !!!!!!!! DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the black man get arrested? He sold cocaine.

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Why did the toddler fall over? He's an Iraqi child and has been shot in both legs, being readied for a public execution for fighting on the opposing side.

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on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

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Women's Rights

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Stab her.

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw bricks at its face.

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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