how did harry styles get in one diretion god

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Blonde: Where's the ice? Asian: In the freezer.

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What hurts more than a bee sting? Child birth.

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Hey Shea

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

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the WNBA.

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How does micheal Jackson know when it's bed time? When the big hand touches the little hand.

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How do you make an electrician cry? Kill his family.

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What's red and can sing? Elmo

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What do u do when u hear about a smart Blonde. Cant think of anything? Exactly

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What did the banana say to the apple? Nothing, although on a deoxyribonucleic acid level, bananas are technically sharing 50% of their genes with us, humans, but yet still have the incapability to produce its own voice. In addition, apple can't talk either due to their lack of nerves, veins, arteries, and diaphragm, therefore bananas not apple cannot produce sound.

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Knock, Knock! Go away!

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How do you get four gay men on one stool? You get three more stools.

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How do you get a clown off of your property? You ask him politely to get off and if he doesn't, you should contact the authorities immediately.

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Q: What do sleeping pills and coffee have in common? A: Absolutely nothing

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What do you call somebody who can't walk? Handicapped

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Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

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What is red and has two legs? Half a cat.

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Man goes into a bar and orders 7 shots, the bartender says "Long day, huh?", the Man says yeh then goes home and kills himself.

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So, a Hispanic, Jewish, Asian man are on a plane. The pilot turns to them and says "Aren't you tired of this?"

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Wanna hear a really dirty joke the boy fell in the mud

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Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he wanted to impress his wife.

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There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

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Dimes are silver Pennies are brass Why does your face look like an a**

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