- Anti Joke

Q. What did the Muffins say to the man? A. Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects therefore unable to speak.

Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin Before He Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

What did one bunny rabbit say to the other bunny rabbit? I'm a bunny rabbit!

-On a scale of one to ten, what's your favourite colour of the alphabet? -The answer is yes, because aliens don't wear hats.

Why are black people black? They're not. They're brown you idiot.

Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

What do you call 4 black guys in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat. What do you call a fat black guy in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat Chunky.

What's green and if you eat it you die? A Biljarts table.

what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

What's big, red and delicious? A prune. I lied about it being big, red and delicious.

THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

What's green, has six legs and would kill you if it fell on you out of a tree? A pool table.

A girl walks into a bar and the bartender says, "why is your face so tan?" And she replies "I just got back from the beach."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? I was asking you...

Me: f*** off Asshole: YOU'RE MOM! Me: -is dead.

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? Jimmy was a goldfish.

What's the difference between being hungry and being horny? Where you put the cucumber

What's worse than finding a holocaust in your apple? A worm.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One.