A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

Got Milk? Why yes! Yes I do!

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a pair of scissors? Nothing. That's not possible with current technology.

There was a asian jew and a black man standing at a bus stop wht do you call the Freinds

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

hi michael

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

Flowers are colors Love me

Why did the man cut his hair? Cause he has cancer

wanna hear a dirty joke? ...trashcan

What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

Pickles are powerful

My mom told me I was pretty, I know now that she is a liar.

what do you call a man with a bullet hole in his leg? A man who needs t see a doctor.

What did the blonde say to the other blonde? "Hey, do you want to get something to eat?"

Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

What did the black jewish homosexual say to the conquistador? Nothing as they were both from entirely different time periods.

Why was a white man surrounded by black men crying? He was in a support group for black men with vitiligo, which destroys skin pigments.

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

How do u say hi to a black person JUST SAY HI RACIST

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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