How do you kill a black man There is many ways

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HOLY COW!

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What did the chubby, dirty, hobo get for Christmas? Cancer

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So, there was two monkeys sitting in a bath tub one says "Hey, could you pass the soap?" the other says "what do I look like a typewriter?"

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How did the terrorist die? He flew a plane into a twin tower

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Why does Michael J Fox have such good handwriting? Through years of hardwork, perseverance, and rehabilitation.

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Dude, you're playing call of duty by yourself and in last place...HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE!!??

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your mommas so fat she jumped for joy and got stuck

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Whats a never ending Opium for the stupid, mentally depraved un educated population? Christianity

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If you die, and have 5 cents in your pocket, does the toast still land jelly side down?

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead...

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding Barney the purple dildo!

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Knock knock Who's there? Justin Bieber OH MY GOD REALLY?! No.

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What's worse than catching aids? - already having aids.

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What did the red paint say to the blue paint? They said nothing. Paints don't talk and you need to see a doctor if you answered anything else.

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What do you call a red light A:soon to be green

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why did dinosaurs get extinct? i don't know i was not there to see it!!!!!!!!!

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What's funnier than New York City? ADAM STOCK! By Logan in South Dakota

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If a red house has red bricks, and a yellow house has yellow bricks, what colour of bricks does a greenhouse have? Greenhouses are made of glass.

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Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his forehead. Why did the little boy have a frog stapled to his forehead? Because Johnny just can't drive. Why can't Johnny drive? He has no arms and legs. Why does Johnny have no arms and legs? Cause Johnny is a potato! Why did Timmy drop his ice cream? Because he got ran over by a bus. But who was driving the bus? Johnny the potato!

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What is black, tastes like crap, lands in a toilet, feels soft and mushy, sometimes red, blue, yellow, purple and pink, feels very heavy. eats cookies, drinks soft drink and lights fires? A fat person in a coloured suit.

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what do you get when you cross a rhino and a chicken? well, if you're unlucky and too close too the chicken, salmonella if you provoke the rhino, impaled

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If your dying how would you avoid getting eaten alive by sharks or rip to shreds by a T-Rex? Fall on a sword

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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