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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into the doctor's office and says "Doc, I've been having the strangest dreams First I'm a tee pee, Then I'm a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam! What could be wrong with me?" The doctor looks at the man and says, "You have aids."

What did the blonde call her pet zebra? Isaac

What do you get we you mix a ginger with gasoline? A forest fire.

what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Henry threw it well.

What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

My zombie busting team: Tank: The Terminator Mechanic: Tony Stark Demolitions: Superman Medic: Gandalf Bait: Justin Bieber

Q: What is tall, white, and shaped like a house? A: a tall white man, if you break his limbs and twist them into the rectangular shape of a house.

Why does 1+1=2? Dunno, e-mail me if you do.

Why was the white man's girlfriend a whore? Because she engaged in sexual relations with a multitude of other men.

A Chinese man fails a math test

What's blue? The sky.

Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

Q: Why are black people so tall? A: Not all black people are tall, and if they are it is probably from their specific genes.

What's green, covered in cookie crumbs, and lies in a ditch? A Girl Scout that was hit by a car.

what is the most confusing day in the ghetto fathers day

Q: Why did the black man win the 100 meter dash? A: Because ever since he heard of this event, he has spent weeks preparing for it.

What did the mute man say to his mother? Seeing as mute men can't talk, we'll never know

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

Did you hear about the guy that lost the whole left side of his body? Well, he's all right.

how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

You know you're dyslexic when life gives you melons.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more likely you are to realize that beans aren't actually fruit. They're legumes.

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