- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the worst part of being raped by a unicorn? Be sentenced to a life of shame and humiliation.

Knock Knock who's there? ... who's there?!?!?! ... WHO'S THERE ?!?!?!? ... stupid kids.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your parents are dead, and so will you.

What happens when u poke a ghost that is standing on the edge of a building? Ghost aren't real so therefor u will fall of the edge and die

Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she is legally blind

Q: What do you call a dog with metal balls and two-inch legs? A: Animatronic

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer pressure _._._

what do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet? last years hide and go seek champion

A woman stopped making sandwiches.

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Nobody because Repeat is a good friend and he went in after Pete.

What's creepy about a loving couple having sex? I made them do it.

roses are green violets are green i was drunk last night

A man walks in to a bar. He gets a cuncussion and his heath insurance isn't enough to cover his physical therapy. He dies poor and alone.

The man that loved birds so much that he played golf just to get a birdie.

Why did the the dog not eat its food? Because the night before the dog had gotten serious disease and lost appetite

Knock-knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Knock-knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Knock-knock Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana you glad I didn't say banana?

What did David's mom give him for his birthday? Nothing he hasn't seen her in eight years.

Violets are blue Roses are red I stabbed you 37 times in the chest Now you're dead

A fireman walks into a bar. Everyone has burned alive already, and he's too late to save them.

What did Han Solo say to Chewy before they got in the Millennium Falcon? Chewy, get in the ship.

What's long, brown, and in the toilet? The chocolate bar I just threw in the toilet.

'l give you a nickle to tickle my pickle i'l give you a dime to take you time

whats similar between a chicken and an alligator they both gobble except for they alligator

Q: Why was the little boy late for school? A: His face was stapled to a wall.

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