- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chiken cross the road? To bite a rubarb stick.

what did the lion tell the jellyfish? nothing, both lions and jellyfishes cant talk, and even if they could the chances of a lion meeting a jellyfish are remote

What did the chicken say to the.... nevermind

what's Mexicans favourite sport? Cross country.

A man walks into a shop and picks up some items for his party. He walks out of the shop without paying for the items. The police are promptly called and the man receives a 4 year sentence in prison for shoplifting.

Looks like this is a puts on sunglasses Pair of sunglasses

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it ran away and it's coop was on the other side of the road

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he won't come anyways.

dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? For rain.

You have 37 candy bars and you give your friend 12. What is the square route of the sun? Yes

What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

Knock knock. Get out!!

George Washington delivered a short speech to his troops before they crossed the delaware river. Here it is: "Get in the boat."

Knock knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? The penguin who apparently lives next door and somehow developed the ability to successfully interact with other species through gesture and retoric.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A) The color of their hair.

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Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a hammer. The other is a watermelon.

Why did the black man jump high? He was on a pogo stick

"I had angry birds before it was cool." -Alfred Hitchcock

A man walks into a bar he's drunk and can't feel it But he's ok

A blind man walks into a library.

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