- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What cat walks on two feet? A: Garfield Q: What mouse walks on two feet? A: Mickey Mouse Q: What duck walks on two feet? A: Donald Duck? A: No, all ducks you dipshit.

why was there no toothpaste left in the toothpaste tub? someone squeezed it all in a drawer

What happens when your scared half to death...twice!!? Nothing, being scared half to death is an expression, you should not be fearing for your life.

What's black and blue and hates sex? The ten year old in my trunk

What's purple and fuzzy? A piece of purple fuzz.

Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? Neither has he.

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay the manufacturers suggested retail price.

Q: How do you starve a Black family? A: By not giving any Food.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he is concerned about his fitness and decided to walk to work instead of drive.

I once duped this chick with a parrot. Crazy thing wouldn't shut up. The parrot was pretty cool

A Priest and a Rabbi find a very young lost child. They both agree that their religions obligate them to find the child shelter.

A black man walks into a house and is shot because it is not his house and it is 2 in the morning.

When birds fly south for the winter they fly in a V formation. one side is always longer than the other. why is that? Because there are more birds on that side

What does DNA stand for? The National Dyslexic Association

What do you call someone that blows up a plane? Nothing you were on that plane

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't rob a bank! That's a felony. ;)

What did Al gore say after he sold his TV Station to Arab Oil Money? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. CHA-CHING!

Q: What do you call Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen. A: two things: Their names, and a doctor because they are both in need of a nutritionist.

What sound does a baby in a blender make? I don't know, I was too busy masturbating.

they told me not to write here but i did

What do you call a blonde that just got hit by a school bus? Dead.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock, whos there? Not sally

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