- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so fat that when she jumps into a pool, she displaces a proportionately larger amount of water than people with normal body mass indexes or BMI

What's worse than finding gum on your shoe? Being molested by a sea urchin.

I was walking down a railway line the other day... I was fined £1000

James got up from the couch, forgetting what he got up for he asked his girlfriend, Mary: "What did I get up for again?" Mary replied "To get your medicine for your amnesia."

Why didn't the new baseball cap fit little Tommy? Because Tommy was decapitated

Why did the blonde girl lie? Because she's a liar.

want to hear a yo mama joke sure Your dad

Link ate ink to make him sink.

bite me

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Not Suzy" "Why?" "Because she has no arms"

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I've got a shotgun, Give me the money.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted ti get to to other side. why did the medic cross the road? beacause there was a seriously injured chiken on the side of the road, it had been hit by a fat man on a jog

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

My mom farted, now it smells, ewe. My mom just took of her shirt, BONER! My, friends mom took off her shirt, now he has a boner. We both have boners, and it smells bad. This is weird, me and my friend are very similar, except my mom farted and his mom did not. Now I hate my mom. UN-BONER!

What did hitler give his granddaughter? A gas bill.

Dr. I need a new butt, mine has a crack in it.

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

An orange walks into a bar....orange you glad I didn't say banana?!?!

Guess what? What? You guessed correctly.

why couldn't three people walk? they were a part of the human centipede.

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