- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Doctor doctor, i think i need glasses! Go to an opticians then...

hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

What is green, and could kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table.

Did I tell you about when I hit a cat with my car? No, what happened? I hit a cat.

Why was the guy tired? His titties were too big

your momma is so poor that she is on welfare.

whats worse than taking a refrigerator to the face? the holocaust and AIDs

HOw do u DEFeat thE hatErsz shitted on em

A priest and a rabbi walk into a gay bar. They are closet homosexuals and are searching for partners to engage in consensual sexual intercourse with.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

What do two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

what is long, white, and used almost everywhere? there are a lot of things that fit this description, so it would be highly illogical to make a guess.

A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

Why did Kelly lose all interest in men? An aneurysm in her brain popped

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam.

a man walks into a bar he has a few drinks and announces to his friends that hes driving home, dave (one of his friends) tells him that its a bad idea and takes his keys off of him until the next day.

A priest walks into a drug den, most people would say this is pretty contradictory to his implied beliefs.

Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

what doesn't kill you makes you crippled for life because you lost use of your legs in a tragic car accident

Joesph Triphook.

Q: If you are debating whether to smoke marijuana, consider: what will your mother say when she finds your corpse? A: As a relatively harmless and non-addictive substance, Marijuana was most likely not the cause of my child’s death. It was probably AIDS.

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