- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

wanna hear a dirty joke? ...trashcan

What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a pair of scissors? Nothing. That's not possible with current technology.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Henry threw it well.

what do you call a man with a bullet hole in his leg? A man who needs t see a doctor.

My zombie busting team: Tank: The Terminator Mechanic: Tony Stark Demolitions: Superman Medic: Gandalf Bait: Justin Bieber

What did the blonde say to the other blonde? "Hey, do you want to get something to eat?"

What did the blonde call her pet zebra? Isaac

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

My mom told me I was pretty, I know now that she is a liar.

What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

What do you get we you mix a ginger with gasoline? A forest fire.

How do u say hi to a black person JUST SAY HI RACIST

Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

A man walks into the doctor's office and says "Doc, I've been having the strangest dreams First I'm a tee pee, Then I'm a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam! What could be wrong with me?" The doctor looks at the man and says, "You have aids."

What did the black jewish homosexual say to the conquistador? Nothing as they were both from entirely different time periods.

where did suzie go when the bomb hit her?? Everywhere

Pickles are powerful

What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls down.

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