Poop

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What is the difference between a duck? A motorcycle because vests don't have sleeves.

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according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

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Why is Megan Fox so hot? Because the air conditioning broke.

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whats the difference between slade , and wizard? wham

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once, my brother took my lard and gave it to the less fortunet

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What is the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse? Sarah Jessica Parker is a human being who is also a very skilled actress A horse is a animal which is usualy kept in a barn

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"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

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How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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When the world ends what would be the death toll It would be unknown since every one would be around to calculate it

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What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

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If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

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knock knock whos there? jew jew who ? jew son o a b**** ? (aimed at ight wing racist jews)

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A homeless man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What will it be?" The homeless man says, "Nothing. I have no money."

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This joke is not funny, So don't read it.

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What's harder to pick up, a football or an anvil? It doesn't matter when you lost your fingers in 'nam.

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why didn't the mexiczn eat the black man's cooking? because it wasn't good

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

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Q:what happen to amy's baby A:it was eaten by a dingo.

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Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black. All credit goes to Caravel.

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What do you call a black man eating a chair. I don't know and this is highly unlikely because chairs are inedible therefore this circumstance is impossible.

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I'm so full I could stop eating.

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What do you call a police woman who shaves her pubes? PC Marion Jones

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