- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you say when a black person is walking through wal-mart? Prisoner

What did silly Billy with no arms get for Christmas ? Gloves.. why did silly billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a microwave.. Why did silly sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally..

A duck walks into a bar and buys a drink. When the bartender comes up he says put it on my bill

what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

Ehh

What did the man say when he had sex for the first time "So how come I'm the one with the vagina"?

what do u say when u meet somebody new hello

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not finding a worm in your apple, i quite like them actualy

yo mama just like a toilet, white and full of crap!

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

Why was the black Jew sad? He had to sit at the back of the oven

Poker face

What's funnier than 10 dead babies? 11 dead babies.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm locked in someone's basement, Please help me.

Why didn't Clemson accept John Burns' college application? Because John Burns was wanted for five counts of first degree murder.

How many dollies does little Suzie have? Enough to kill 15 men

One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

a pope and a catholic priest walk into a bar... the priest orders... then the pope says to the bartender "I'll have what hes having." so the bartender takes out a small child and says ...."are you sure?"

Yo momma is so fat, that after boarding an airplane the flight crew respectfully asked her to deboard, as with her on board the plane would be exceeding the reccomended weight, and thus be unable to fly safely.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away Because no dog likes being called "hurrrrdhjkdhjsaklhdkhjkddssaduyiwqkhdbewcjk"

Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? She didn't, her father named the dog because he was aware of his daughters innability to speak.

What did the cat say to the dog? - meow!

How do you make a dog drink? Put one in a blender.

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