What do you call two black men riding on a tandem bicycle? Best friends.

Ants are the Velociraptors of the insect world.

What happens when there is a jew next to you and you are standing on a train track? A train hits you both and you both die.

Haikus are simple but sometimes they don't make sense refrigerator.

on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

How did the girl cross the road? -She didn't, she died because she was blind and didn't see the "don't walk" sign.

two flowers in a meddow recently bloomed a cow came over and ate them, and the cow died of herpes the next day

Why didn't little Billy cross the road? He was dead.

A blond, a brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They all die of starvation.

why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

why was the old man on the ground he fell

Na na na na na Neo! Na na na na na na 'Sporin!

Smell your breath Coamhin you smelly cunt

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

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how many jews fit in an oven? none, its illegal to put a person in an oven....

Whats a movie? A moving picture.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To collect it's AIDS medication.

What's funny about your mom? Nothing, she died three weeks ago.

What's funny to laugh at dying? JEWS!

life is like a penis, short but feels long when it's hard.

Why did the man buy his wife expensive flowers? It was their anniversary and he is a faithful husband.

What'd the mexican get for his birthday, birthday cards from his friends and family.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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