what is Rebecca black's favorite restaurant? Ruby Tuesdays

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't know how to rhyme Refrigerator ------------

why did joe diragi cross the road there was food on the other side

while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

There is an American, a Mexican, and a Muslim on a plane They give the American the 1 parachute and the Mexican and the north koreon explode

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot, racist.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? I don't hammer the watermon

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

What did the Liver say to the Heart? Nothing, Organs can't talk

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

Knock knock. whos their! Grammar police. We'd like to have a little chat.

What do you call Chuck Norris being killed? This is impossible so we are not give it a name.

People always say if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say Anthony at all. Mimes must be full of hate.

Why did the boy not get picked up from soccer? His mom was in a fatal car accident. His dad simply forgot.

what's worse than finding an worm in your apple? Finding HALF a worm in your apple.

See what I did here? ;) Ladies, I just need some space okay? Damn Space Invaders... Ijustmetthespaceinvaderstheytookmyspace << DOUBLE MEANING!

What is the difference between a horse? All the legs are of same length, especially the back ones.

"Knock knock..." "come in"

do you know cadbury choclate buttons? yeah, you know the white ones come out now, do you why? so the black kids can get there face dirty too

my mind's eye?

Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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