- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A gay man,a black woman,a seven year old child,a liberal,an atheist and an asian walk into a building. A hijacked plane flies into the tower they were in and kills them all on a cold September morning.

Q: Why did Susan fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Q: Why did no one help her up? A: She had no friends Q: why was she at the play ground? A: Her parents were fighting again Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susan

What do you call a person in a morgue? Dead.

What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

a boy jumps through a mirror and out a window then he fell so now he's dead.

Tim likes girls

What do you call a gay man in a wheelchair? Nothing, his life is already hard enough and bullying him will only make the problem worse.

So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

How do you kill a baby? You don't muder is a sin and against the law

knock knock, whos there, isaac touch my titty

Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

An elephant walked into a pub and ordered a strong Vodka and Coke. "Long day?" asked the barman. "Yeah. Very. So many people stroking my trunk in my apartment - It's meant to be a private place. I'm scared to go back there. One child said they were going to rape me."

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? Well, contrary to popular belief, it is NOT Master Pain's (Betty's) "butt". You would most likely get a bungee jumping owl.

Iif your reading this ur gay

The optimist sees the glass as half full. The pessimist sees the glass as half empty. The average American sees a half-finished glass of water that is not flavored and is therefore is not worth any reasonable person's time.

Q: what is blue and has no legs A: A crippled boy painted blue

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

What did the Asian, the black man and the jew have in common? To be honest i really don't know.

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why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a pedophile.

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