- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did zero say to the eight? A: Nice belt

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, floating in the ocean? A victim of the increasingly violent Mexican drug cartels.

Colin is gay but toasters are not

A man walks into a restaurant and asks a waiter, "Do you serve crabs here?" The waiter says, "Certainly! In fact, stuffed crab is today's special."

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She didn't own a car.

An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

A jew, a homosexuel and a black guy are on a plane. It crashes and they all die in horrible circumstances.

A rooster lays an egg on top of a henhouse. Which way does the egg fall? Roosters don't lay eggs.

That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

What was Dillon's old name? Dillon, I lied about the old name part.

Like this if you have a big diick like me Dislike if you have a baby diick Ignore if you're a girl and get back in the kitchen

KILL WHITEY

Life is like a bucket of wood shavings. Except when they're in a pail. Then it's like a pail of wood shavings.

Q: What happens when the Hydro goes out? A: The Hydro goes out.

What's worse than failing a test Drowning

Knock knock. I have a doorbell...

How about that airline food?

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Dinosaurs are extinct.

Why did the mailman say hi to you? He was trying to be friendly

Two fish are in a tank. The first one says, "How the heck do I drive this thing!".

Why did the Little girl fell off the swing? A: Because she had no arms. And why did she fell again? A: Because her parents laugh about it and ride her again.

What did the woman with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A diagnosis.

You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

a child swallows a cleaning product, why is he given chocolate milk? to make him happy before he dies

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