What's worse then an adult dying A baby dying

How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke 'er face.

What's funny about a dying dog? Nothing.

What do you call Chuck Norris being killed? This is impossible so we are not give it a name.

Joke- Blah Blah Blah, punch line -LOL -Shut the hell up

A Jew man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

A black child gives away his piece of fried chicken. He is allergic, and eats some watermelon instead.

how do stick a dead baby into a blender and why???????? feet first so u can see the reaction on top.

What do we call Osama? Osama

Correctional officer asks an inmate. "Does your elevator go all the way up"? Inmate replied. I don't know we always use the stairs.

why did the chicken cross the road? cause kade touches himself at night

What is a Will And Dan put together A WillDan HAHAHAHAHA

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting eaten alive by midgets with down syndrome

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

Why was Johnny sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

A man is standing on the street corner waiting for the bus. As it pulls up he steps on and pays his fare while he whistles to his iPod.

Bitch

What's black and white and in the desert? Tourists being held hostage by a tribe.

chuck noris- can swim through land god- can walk on watter i- can run on air

PhilosopherCon: "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?"

Knock Knock Who is there? *bang* The following story depicts the life and death of Bob:___________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________then he opened the door and was shot in the face.

A seal walks into a club. The man proceeds to skin it and sell the fur for profit.

Why was the black guy homeless? because he has been affected severely by the credit crunch, been made redundant and had his home repossessed

So Nero, seriously, don't be mean, call me, I am going to bed now, nighty nite.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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