- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what looks like a sock and goes on peoples feet? A sock

Colin is gay but toasters are not

How are black people and apples the same They both hang from trees

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, floating in the ocean? A victim of the increasingly violent Mexican drug cartels.

A man walks into a restaurant and asks a waiter, "Do you serve crabs here?" The waiter says, "Certainly! In fact, stuffed crab is today's special."

Which is better; having a billion dollars or a trillion dollars? Trick Question, you aren't that rich.

Life is like a bucket of wood shavings. Except when they're in a pail. Then it's like a pail of wood shavings.

What was Dillon's old name? Dillon, I lied about the old name part.

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

A rooster lays an egg on top of a henhouse. Which way does the egg fall? Roosters don't lay eggs.

why was the man afraid of the tree? Because it ate his mother!!!!!!

KILL WHITEY

What would you call Martin Luther King Jr. If he was alive today? Alive

A jew, a homosexuel and a black guy are on a plane. It crashes and they all die in horrible circumstances.

Q: What did zero say to the eight? A: Nice belt

Like this if you have a big diick like me Dislike if you have a baby diick Ignore if you're a girl and get back in the kitchen

An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

What was Hellen Keller's dogs name? dhfgbvskjne How did Hellen Keller's dog die? Natural causes.

why dont you throw rocks at a mexican on a bike? its unethical and can severely hurt the individual on the bike

What is the deferince between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

Why Did The Black Man Cry? KFC Went Bankrupt!

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