What's the difference between two elephants? One is dead.

What did the kI'd with cancer get for Christmas? A coffin.

It's green, has four legs and sits in a tree. And if it falls on your head you're dead. A billiard table.

How did Hitler fit 100 Jews in his car? Ashes don't take up much space.

Wanna hear a joke? Sure. Me too.

You want to hear a joke? Republican

What did the teacher do? He taught.

What did the blind girl say? Its dark in here.

What happened when the football player couldn't get his Coke from the vending machine? He got angry.

In Soviet Russia, Joseph Stalin killed a lot of people and there was nothing funny about it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Doctor Harold Boo, I was your grandmother's primary caregiver, I'm here to inform you that she died of a massive heart attack.

Q: What is the difference between a potato chip and a frog? A: Neither one of them is a flower.

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What did the fish say after he swam into a wall? Dam

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on the car.

How do you confuse a blonde? Explain the concept of time travel.

What do you call a girl with ADD and too much free time? Me

How do you stop a baby falling down a well? Throw a javelin through its forehead.

why did the Chinese guy take steroids? He didn't he's naturally small.

Why did the big refrigerator fall down the cheese Because i licked my own ear and it got scared and cheese for no raiSOnsD

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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