- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

when tempuratures get to high the elderly will start to DIE :( ;O

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I got a baseball bat can i talk to you ?

What did the black guy, the Mexican guy, and the Chinese guy have for lunch? A sandwich

What is brown, creamy, and tastes like gravy? gravy.

What do you call a bunch of Cubans on a boat in the Gulf of Mexico? A guy who just so happens to own a boat and is on a fishing trip with his buddies. -Mitch Hastings

A man jumped off a cliff and wished he could fly. He was hit by a plane

Why did the man sit on the chair? Because he was tired of standing

25

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

Want to hear a joke? No.

Kevin+Sean sitting in a tree enjoying mcdonald's free wifi.

you know what? CHICKEN BUTT. butt of chicken ahahahaa

Why did the man stop going to his local doctor? Because they put highly poisen liquids in the shots

"knock knock" "whos there?" "pizza delivery!"

What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

A black man walks into a bar holding a weapon. He is asked to leave to leave because weapons are not allowed in the bar.

knock knock who's there Romney Romney Who? RON PAUL 2012

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

What did the kid say when the doctor said he had cancer Oh No

Why couldn't the cat drink milk? It Didn't have a face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who's there?

A group of cows boarded a spaceship and was launched into orbit around the Earth. It was the herd shot around the world.

why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

A man walks into a bar. -Can I ask where am I? - he sais -Yes, you can. - sais the barman Awkward silence occurs. -Why aren't you asking? I said you can.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??