- Anti Joke

I'd tell you a joke about Uganda but it wouldn't be worth it as it probably would keep a low score and possibly even get deleted for staying a week with a negative rating, for a number of reasons including that it isn't particularly funny, it was copied from another website and it is slightly racist. Taking into account what most people look for in a joke, it doesn't necessarily meet their needs and would more than likely fall into a lame category. And for that reason I have not submitted it.

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Jake pulled out a gun and held it to his head, planning to fool his friends because he knew the gun was empty. Then his friend thought he was helping out his suicidal friend by stabbing him.

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A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

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Why did the man walk up to a bank teller with a gun? He is the security guard; he wanted to ask her for financial advice.

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Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

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What's worse then running out of toilet paper? Getting shot

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What did the genie say to the man that rubbed the magic lamp? Nothing, genies don't exist.

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every time I stay in the water too long my pp gets all shriverly sometimes can't find it omg that's so weird

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue My body is ready I want you

If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

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how did helen keller's parents punish her? stuck a plunger in the toilet

What do you call a sheep? something to have sex with.

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

Charlie Sheen is winning

I see you driving 'Round town with the girl I love And I'm like, Haiku!

Why was the truck making noises? It was backing up.

What's worse then falling off a buliding? Falling of a higher building.

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Why did the Arab bomb the US? Because it was his job.

knock knock who's there? ketchup ketchup who? better catchup with me!

A American seeking into mexico

Roses are red violets are blue I have a gassing chamber and you are a jew

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.