- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

Did you know that Helen Keller had a swing set? neither did she.

Knock Knock, Who's there? The Postman. But I wasn't expecting a parcel. Is it for 37? No, Sorry, its for 35.

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What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

SteVen Hawking wals into a bar

What's the difference between an apple and a fruit? None

Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

Why did Sally cry at the wedding? somebody shot her future husband.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? Twister

They say laughter is the best medicine but i've always found it hard to laugh at cancer.

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

In Soviet Russia, man doesn't walk to the bar. The bar walks to the man!

there are seven of us," reply the babies, "now get us a round of bloody marys

Q: If you're driving down the street in your canoe and the wheels fall of, how many pancakes does it take to shingle your dog's garage? A: 27, because bananas have no bones.

Why don't jews believe in Jesus Because jews believe Jesus Christ was not their savior

What did the elephant say to the pelican? He didn't say anything. I lied.

Dan walked into a jelly fish

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And I hate Jewish people

What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

Why did the plane crash? Because he pilot was a loaf of bread

What's worse than waking up with a clown in your bed? Waking up with a dead clown in your bed.

If boobs are round. And so are balls. Then i just cant figure out why the sky is blue?

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