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Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

two men are standing on a roof. Man #1: do you want me to push you off a roof? Man #2: No.

Yo mama so fat she makes blind kids cry

Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

Q: Why are black people so tall? A: Not all black people are tall, and if they are it is probably from their specific genes.

How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. He did kill Hitler.

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

two men walk into a bar. they get a concussion.

A black guy NOT arrested for being black.

Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

How do you punish Helen Keller? Sit her in the corner and deprive her of things she likes to do.

What is the Modern Day slave trade? The nba

Why did the chicken cross the road? Scholars maintain that the translations to the chickens journal were lost in a hurricane hundreds of years ago. Therefore, the chicken crossed the road for unknown reasons and died knowing it had a dull, pointless life.

It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

This time I saw it, so that is covert hypnosis, I mean normally people are aware that they are under a trance, but like now it was like huh? Until the last point there. You used caps in order to make it seem as if you where shouting, the mind reacts that way and bam! The hypnotic state leaves... ...I was kinda beginning to enjoy that... Nice, now I totally do not want to eat this thing, strawberry my butt.

I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

Why was the trash man feeling sad about his life? Because he had a mild case of depression to which his doctor recommended taking antidepressant pills.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp

Women's Rights..

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What did one cat say to the other cat? Nothing.

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Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

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