Why did the little girl cry in school? Because she remembered her parents were both in prison. She is in a state run foster academy.

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What is better than getting a job? Getting a better job.

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What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

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What is terrible and doesn't exist? This joke's punchline,

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Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

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What did steve do when jane asked him for a pencil? He gave her one.

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

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a man walked into a bar.the bar was metal and he cracked his skull

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A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

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Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

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Why wouldn't they give Helen Keller a driver's liscense? Because she was a woman.

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who has less of a soul then you? a ginger

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Roses are red..... violets are blue...... I have a gun get in the van

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why do asprins work? Because they're white

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what happened to the little kid on a bicycle? Nothing

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How do you stop the skunk from smelling, you rip it in half and bury the body therefore stopping the smells from escaping.

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why did the boy drop his ice cream? a terrorist dropped a bomb on him which turned into a transformer, raped him and then burried him inside of his refridgerator

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Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

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roses are red, violates are blue, you left me for David, I am about to kill you *bam* *bam**bam*

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Lol you respond here goood one AAANDEEERS TEN MG PER PILL Asswhipe! Besides friends call me Black Metal, you can call me Nero the avenger. Line kinda broke up with you first, you think she would send you a picture with my finger on her... cough... AND THINK YOU WOULD STILL STIck aROUND WITH HER? Id be more... well glad for your mothers sake, btw, she got me flowers, I wont tell the rest, but she got me another pic... Okay ill tell the rest then, first pic is my fingas, the other is my limpo in her mouth... The third is the funny doctor which caught us and wanted all three of us to be on the pic... Aww, no really man, you had a gem, we where good friends before me and Line, but she did not want to leave before she got me flowers... Aww... Ooooh... Oh! Well not yet but you get the picutre. I got ur message, sure im high as a kite, but I know what im doing if you can "picture" what I mean... Dont tell your mom btw, I want to surprise her, (reverse psychology) hmm, that did I write that? Anyway, how is your sister doing? I dont think she gives those strangely long hugs to anyone but me, and she laughed wen i got a boner... NERO, never call me, never ever call Me black, besides its either Mr.Black, oor black metla you rat! VALIUM? SERIOUSLY? Ill get that test extended you know... Because POISONING!

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ok last night i found a pic of romney saying "if i win the election 8 million people will have no job" then Obama says hey romney now that i won the election it would be 8 million and one stupid.

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you go to cvs and theres a robber trying to shoot everyone and the cashier says do you have a rewards card

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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