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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a vagina. The man, expecting a holiday inn, is very confused, and later gets mauled by five bears, who mistook his scent for a fish.

Ask me if I'm a carrot Are you a carrot? No

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Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

Why did the chicken go cluck cluck oh baby yeah balloon your mama oops did kangaroo say? I had sex with your wife and stole your car keys.

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!!!!

Knock knock Who's there Orange and Banana Orange and Banana who? ... The man opened the door and saw a bowl of oranges and bananas.

How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

A redhead walks into a bar. The bartender asks him if he wants a drink. He says yes.

Why did Suzie fall off the swings? Because she didn't have arms or legs. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

What's the hardest thing about eating a quadriplegic? The wheelchair.

i have yougurt mit traktor

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

A man walks into a bar and is shot in the face

Guy 1: Where's your dog Guy 2: I Dunno Guy 1: I ate it

Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

Justin Bieber walked into a strip club. Selena Gomez wasn't there.

What do a van and a pencil have in common? You can write with both, except with the van.

What happens after you go to school? (you tell me, i'm only in 6th grade)

What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

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