- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why is eminem such a good rapper? A: well if you want to know its becuase he had a bad childhood experience and and needed some money so he put hard work and dedication into rapping.

What did the black basketball player say to the white basketball player when he lost? Good game.

What was Hitlers first toy? An easy back oven.

Why did the man have no friends? He stabbed an innocent woman and is now rotting in prison.

Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

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What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Whatever his name happens to be.

Why were you at a funeral? Someone died.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock. Knock. Whos there? Not Sarah.

What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

why does david stutter during meetings. because he smiles till his cheeks hurt

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Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

Why did Sally ask for ketchup? She wanted to use it on her french fries.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Ambulance. Ambulance who? Sir, we're going to need you to come down to the hospital, your son is dead.

why was the man so good at holding stuff? he was born with 4 arms!

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

Alright alright... But you gotta promise to call me then

Whats red but smells like blue paint? Red paint

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