do you know what was a good idea? not last night

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Q: What happens when the Hydro goes out? A: The Hydro goes out.

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Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

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Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

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you cant spell slaughter withought laughter

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Rylan Clark

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What do dogs and keyboards have in common? Nothing.

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Why a man without hands and without legs want to stay in a barrel? He actually doesn't, but is unable to get out of it.

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Jumping out of an airplane without a parachute is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

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knock knock whos there knock knock whos there knock knock whos there poor billy didnt know that the knocking was just a tree branch and he stayed asking the same question for 21 years

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CAOIMHIN. IVE BEEN DOING MY WORK SINCE IVE STARTED THIS CLASS. YOU'VE STARTED THIS WHOLE THING. I WROTE BIG MAC'S AND THATS IT. SO STFU

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Who kills babies? A baby killer? No. I do.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

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dont be afraid of lard squeezing cause really its just me teasing

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

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Henry VIII: I need another wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thomas Wolsey: All right then. How about my nan? Henry VII: I'm dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :~D

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An American man walks to Mc Donalds.

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Bob: This joke is so hilarious but you must start off by saying knock knock. Tom: okay... Knock knock Bob: who's there? Tom: ...... Bob: well? Tom: I don't know what to say??? Bob: so the joke left ya speechless!

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Jokes Ki Duniya

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What do you say to a fat guy working out congrat him and tell him he's doing a great job and keep up the work

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Who smokes a lot of weed and speaks 5 different languages? Rosetta Stoner.

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two muffins are in a oven the one muffin says jee its hot in here and the other muffin says wow a talking muffin

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What's worse than cancer? Nothing.

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What's got eight legs and one eye? Two chairs and half a pigs head.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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