What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

when life throws you lemons you should probably get out of the way because it will hurt

Yo momma so ugly, she makes french people say "you are ugly" in whatever language they speak.

Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? TOO FUCKING MANY

A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

What's the difference between Santa clause and the Jews? Santa goes down the chimney

this is an anti joke so it has no punch line :D

why did the doctor go to jail? he was found guilty of the murder and rape of a 6 year old boy.

What do you call someone who's sad? A depressed person

Do you know what killed the cat? Feline AIDS

what's worse then a blowjob?

Roses are red violets are blue vodka cost less than dinner for two

What did the little boy say to his malignant tumour? "Hello" The tumour did not respond.

What do you call a person with an axe stuck to his head? What's your name?

What happens if u call a black kid names? He tells an adult and u get in trouble

what's black, white, and red all over? a penguin stuck in a blending machine

NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

A pope meets another one

what did the hammer do on the test -he nailed it.

Were you born on a freeway? because thats were all accidents happen.

roses are red orchids are black I like you best when you lye on your back

what did god say when we made his first nigga oops i acidenlty burnt it

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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