Why did the chicken cross the road? To collect it's AIDS medication.

Why did the Triceratops walk into a grocery store? To buy groceries

a lazy boy sleeps 23/24 hours. what does he do in the remaining hour ? he takes a nap

Your momma's so dumb, she has below average IQ.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? A: Because he got hit by a bus.

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Hypothermia

What do you get a man that has evreything? Aids

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? because she's a woman

A black guy wearing a mask runs into a store, points his gun at the cashier, steals some money and runs out. The police start an investigation the following morning

Whats worse than one dead Baby in ten trash cans Getting raped by kobe

"Knock Knock" "Come in"

Maybe we simply need to keep the door open, but one cannot bring happiness to others, until one is happy oneself. Do I change something within you Red?

whats worse than taking a refrigerator to the face? the holocaust and AIDs

My dad calls me a son of a bitch and I'm like "hey! You married her"

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? the redneck got to him first.

Q:What do you call a black priest? A: A great quality volunteer at a local church.

How High is a Chinese man

what did michael jackson do when i swore at him? nothing he's dead

Daniel G. Likes to perve on the boys in the locker room. Change quick guys!

A- Knock knock. B- Who's there? A- The interrupting doctor. B- The interrupt- A- You have cancer.

Chris Brown can do no wrong. False he acquired several wrongs through his mistreatment of several women.

why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

What's green fury has 4 legs, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you. A pool-table

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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