- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

Q: What did a rock say to a Another Rock? A: Don't take things for Granite!

A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

What do a van and a pencil have in common? You can write with both, except with the van.

You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

Why didn't the little asian kid go to his friends party? Because he wasnt invited.

Q: Why did the guy ring the doorbell? A: Because he was sick of all the crappy knock-knock jokes

What happens after you go to school? (you tell me, i'm only in 6th grade)

A stipper walked into a club, though it was a golf club so she tripped and cracked her skull on it.The end.

What starts with F and ends with uck? Fire truck

This is in Spanish when you're not looking.Just kidding, that's not possible. It's actually German.

What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

Justin Bieber walked into a strip club. Selena Gomez wasn't there.

What's your guys names?

knock, knock who's there? boo boo who? sorry i dont know anyone named boohoo so get the hell off my lawn

Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

Why did the room go dark? Somebody turned the lights off

Your momma's so stupid, she has a lower than average IQ!

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??