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Why couldn't the black man support his family? He was the youngest child of 3 and already had a caring and supporting mother and father.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? i lost my tractor

What is brown and sticky? A Stick

A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

Why were our jokes deleted? Because it's anti-joke.

Why couldn't Danny learn the alphabet? Because a man of forty was staring at him in a very peculiar way and Danny found it very difficult to concentrate.

a potato walks into a bar. people stare as it is physically impossible for a potato to walk since it is a vegetable

What do a raven and a writing desk have in common? I have no idea.

If an oak tree falls in the woods, and the tree has 3 squirrel nest in them, then does a whale jizz in the ocean?

what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

How many police does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they all beat the room for being black.

a camel walks into a bar. it is kicked out because camels are not supposed to be in bars, there camels.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

why cant women draw perfect circles? no one can becouse it is virtually impossible

National security?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Love Chocolate, More Than I Love You

At first I was at the party and I was like YOLO!! But then I got pregnant and was like yolo....

What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

What's dark, has an opening, and guys like to go in it. A cave

why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

Q what's worse than Tori's singing A absolutely nothing !

What was the last thing that went through the WTC jumper's head? His ankles.

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing, fruit can't talk.