- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the man die? Because he was robbing a bank and police used lethal weapons By- the duck

A man walks into the doctor's office and says "Doc my leg really hurts when I poke it like this." The doctor replies, "Yes, that is a knife."

Who won the race through the underpass, the black man or the polish man? The black man as he crossed the finish line several seconds earlier.

Pickles are moist.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf.

Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

what do you call a bomb in a plane? A dangerous threat to lives

Q: What does a giraffe say to the other giraffes? A: Nothing, giraffes do not have vocal cords and are therefore unable to make any sounds, much less speak; not to mention a giraffes brain is far to underdeveloped to talk in a spoken language.

I hate Jews The Holocaust

Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

A cow went into a meadow and ate some grass. Some time later he wandered off.

Your momma has such a bad pancreas that it releases insulin into her bloodstream all the time. NOT just in response to glucose.

what is Rebecca black's favorite restaurant? Ruby Tuesdays

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

What do you call a blind person? Mack Despard

how did helen keller's parents punish her? stuck a plunger in the toilet

Who got sarah pregnant? No one knows. She was a whore.

What is the name of the car? What

You'er moma is so stupied that she climbed over the glass window to see what on the other side

A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

Why the did black man climb the ladder? To get on the roof of the building to install a satellite dish.

knock knock whos there haha this is a shit joke anyone that reads this is a jimmy saville follower and got fingered up the bum hole violently by him love you

I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax.

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