- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call one black man surrounded by ten white men.... A story teller

Boy: Your father must be an alien, because there’s nothing else like you on earth! Girl: whispering please don't tell anyone we are trying not to be noticed...

Why do people carry around spoons? Because they like to do them

What did the korean guy order at the deli? A sandwich

Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning

Jimmy is taking a walk to Dairy Queen he walks into an allyway where he is shot with a 44 magnum and later dies in hospital his family morns

What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

Do you wanna build a snowman ? No.

How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

q. what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile a. hey robin get in the bat mobile

How did my grandparents survive the Holocaust? Well for starters, it helps that they weren't Jewish, they didn't live in Europe, and quite frankly, they probably would have supported Hitler because they were right wing pricks.

Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

What do you call two black people on one bike? Unsafe. Regular bicycles are typically not suited for use by two people at once, black or otherwise. Riding on the handlebars is dangerous and can lead to serious injury.

How do you stop a friendly bear from bouncing up and down on your front lawn? Shoot it in the neck.

Two reporters walk into Tah rir Square. Both are abused and that's sad.

What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

Knock Knock. There was no answer.

Two fish in a tank one said "How do you drive this thing?"

what do you call an evening with richard? a waste of time

what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A man in a trash compactor.

What's scarier than the most horrifying monster you can think of? The thought of Donald Trump becoming president!

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