- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

How do you wake up lady gaga? poke her face.

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

Knock, Knock.. Whose there? Its the Census Man!!

What do you call a man who beats his adopted, black children? A terrible person.

What happens when a toad is struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

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- Knock Knock - Who is it ? - I'm a Jehovah witness - Sorry, I don't know anyone by the name of "a Jehovah witness". Bye.

Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

what's purple and plastic purple plastic

Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

Me: Wanna play a game of red light and as I get closer to you, you get to call red light?? girl: Yea! okay, go! girl: green light!! Me: Sorry, firetrucks don't stop for red lights

Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

why was their a child on the sun? There wasn't he would be incinerated

What is better than tissues? Correct!

What's worse then 10 babies nailed to 10 trees? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

The sword that kills, the sword that gives life.

Hey Jew. What? Shut up.

Whats the difference between a duck? Both legs are of the same length. Especially the left one.

Why was six afraid of seven? Six wasn't. He listens in on women's self defense classes and can deliver a kick to the crotch so hard that it will create for you a new vagina.

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