What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

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Why did Sally cry at the wedding? somebody shot her future husband.

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cory

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Guess what. Butts. www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

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Why wasn't Will invited to the party? Will has been dead for 3 years.

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Whats white and rubs stuff out ? An albino with a rubber.

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why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

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Why did Jessy crawl to her bed? Because she has no legs.

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What do you call a black guy with a white guy name? Bradley

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Why was the boy sad? His parents died in a horrible accient earlier that day.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Door! He then broke down into tears as the nightmares from his schizophrenia had lead to a severely crippled mental state.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

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An elephant and a hippopotamus were taking a bath. The elephant said to the hippo, " Please pass the soap." The hippo replied, "No soap, radio."

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A woman is terminally ill in the hospital and her family is trying to decide what her last meal should be. Her older sister suggests tea and the idea is accepted enthusiastically. The other sister suggests making jasmin tea and the ill woman's son also suggests toast. The woman's husband looks down at the orange he had just peeled for his wife and looks up at the rest of them. moments later he shoots the three of them and then himself. All were found dead. http://www.dispatch.com/content/stories/local/2012/01/11/food-tiff-ends-in-deaths.html

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Your dad must be a drug dealer because I saw him in your kitchen snorting cocaine

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Teacher: which vegetable makes your eyes water? Student: Any vegetable. Teacher: How? Student: Just rub any vegetable in your eyes and see what happens.

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What's hard when you eat a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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A elderly man was driving down the freeway when he got a call from his wife. He answered the phone and his wife said "Be careful dear, I just heard on the news that someone is driving the wrong way on the freeway." The wife then heard a loud crash over the phone as the drunk driver going the wrong way slammed head on into her husbands car, killing them both intstantly.

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Question: how many times a power rangers episode show a power rangets face ANSWER: dont ask me im not that big of a power rangers!

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Q. what has 2 tums and a boner. A. a horny guy <3

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesnt rhyme And your entire family died trying to fly to your house for Christmas. They crashed into a orpanage for death children. There were no survivors.

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Aye I heard somethin about yo mom WAT!!!!!!!!! She a bop

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What is one similarity between John Samos, and the dreadful clown? they have a red nose and are payed to be funny, aside from John Samos!

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