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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

Why can't penguins fly? Because their wings are adapted to swim and not to fly

YO MAMA'S SO , A STUPID, THAT SHE PUT 2 QUARTERS IN HER EARS AND THOUGHT THAT SHE WAS LISTENING TO FIFTY-CENT!!!

What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

What do you call a doctor without a head? Deceased

Why did the little boy stop looking for his ball? Because he found it.

what do you tell a black man getting hit by a police baton? that is racial inequality, and you no longer have to take that due to Abraham Lincoln's Gettysburg Address.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate you so suck on poo.

What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

Yo mama's like Darfur: Everyone feels bad for her, but nobody offers any substantial assistance.

What is the differnece between the chair and the pot? You can't cook in the chair.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

What makes a subaru a subaru? The fag thats driving it

What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the elephant.

Your mom is so old she is significantly more identifiable in a crowd of middle-aged men and women.

roses are red violets are blue that's just the way god made them

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