- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"knock knock" "whos there?" "pizza delivery!"

whats worse than drinking bad milk? tea bagging a bear trap

What did the plane say to the twin towers? Boom

How do you stop someone from getting cancer? Kill them.

What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

jim is constantly asking bob the same questions, bob brings this to attention and suggests that jim might have amnesia. jim agrees and they move on iwth the conversation. minutes later jim asks a simaler question brought to attention earlier because he has amnesia

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

How did Helen Keller burn her hands? On a candle.

why did benny go to the 4th grade school nurse? he had a massive erection.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

Whats the difference between an aboriginal and a deer? Nothing, infact they are quite similar, they have no house and smell like wild animals and jaywalk.

a blonde walks into a drycleaning store to get her clothes and on her way out the empoyee behind her says come again and then the blonde says shut up u nosy bitch its just toothpaste this time!!!

If you know someone with the last name Schmidt. ALWAYS ask him to take a Schmidt on your chest

Sigh... I gotta go to night class studies okay?

A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of...

Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

Why did the man have no head? It was blown off in Iraq 2 and days ago

What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

why didnt the black guy die on the bus fire? The fire was in the front of the bus!

Why did the blonde lose her job as a teacher? Because she was in a sudden and violent car crash in which she died a slow agonizing death.

Knock Knock? Come in.

how many people with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes

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