Why do mexicans like tacos? Because tacos are a very well liked food and they happen to taste good

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what do you do when see a young girl crying on the swingset? ask her kindly to move, as you would like a turn

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MR MR WHO?? MR MC CANN

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Q: What happened when Cupid shot his arrow into the guys heart? A: He died

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i like going to public parks and watching the kids run and yell because they dont know im using blanks

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Don`t be mean? WOMAN! DO YOU NOT HOW TERRIBLE THE DEMAND YOU MAKE IS? ...Fine alright, I wont leave you hanging then... So I wont call. Moral: "Seriously though, I am leaving too, but I want the top comment"

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Sickman Fraud, cocaine snorting alshole... "Oh yeah mommy I love raping you so much... What where are you? This cocaine is really bad quality man! The effect was so short..." Your friendly r*pist neighborhood Moral Man: "Because since when do you really need cocaine... ...In order to rape your mother?"

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why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

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Why did the teacher need sunglasses? Because she taught in a classroom with a very big window and the sun kept getting in her eyes.

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting black lady. wha....... ehmmm hmmmm!

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stinky boner

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Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

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If you dumb fooks keep swearing we are going to get banned.

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Roses are red my name is dave this poem makes no bloody sense microwave

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if you write treehouse backwards it spells gullible.

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What do you call a joke book without a title? A joke book!!!!

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add me on facebook guys , im sexy , i get mad girls and guys, im bisexual , and im a blood (the gang) http://www.facebook.com/brock.beatty.1?ref=ts

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If this becomes top-viewed I will post more milk related jokes

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What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

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Dad: Blind side was the black kid who played tight end. Me: Offensive line. Dad: Sorry, African American kid.

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It sucks if you have amnesia. It sucks if you have amnesia.

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What's round, has two hands, and tells time? Some fat guy I know, with a watch.

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What's the difference between a brick and a baby? One is a fundamental item used in building walls and the other is a human

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How many turrets patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? Cocksucker!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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