A man drives down the road in a van that says "Candy" He was doing his job in a professional manner

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What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

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What happened to the black jew? He went to college and died in a plane crash.

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what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

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"Is this the Krusty Krab?" "Yes it is, how may I help you?"

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Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

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how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

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What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

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When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much... and after being married for 39 years... They get divorced

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Knock Knock! Who is there? A 6ft tall black man who recently escaped prison that is requesting asylum in your lovely mansion. sounds legit.

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs, lying outside of your house? An ambulance, he's clearly in trouble.

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Knock-Knock Come in! ...

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What did the dealer say to the addict? Sup.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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Sugar is sweet. Plums are too. Prison rape isn't funny either.

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Whos better at Hide and go Seek, Anne Frank or Osama Bin Laden? -Why dont you tell me, they're both dead !

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. Due to the height of the fall, one of his ribs pierced his heart and he also suffered extensive head trauma and internal bleeding due to the force when he hit the floor, where he lay in agony for several hours before dying a slow, painful death.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Neglegence and irresponsibility of a farmer.

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Will you please answer one question for me? "Yes" Thank you. -walk away-

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When Chuck Norris dives into a pool... he gets wet due to the aqueous nature of the water

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What has 389,236,587 arms, has rainbow colored fur, and fornicates on your front lawn? Absolutely nothing. That's pretty much physically impossible.

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What do you call a black man at school the janitor

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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