Why did the chair break? The person that sat in it was over weight

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A teenager decides to stay home instead of go to college. His parents are fine with his choice since he is mentally ill.

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Justin Bieber.

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Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

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Why did the mexican wash his car? The car was dirty

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Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

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Why did the black guy cross the road? His car was parked across the street.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his mother at the hospital who is dying of cancer.

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Anti-Joke is a knock-off.

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What Did The Farmer Say When He Lost His Tractor.... "Wheres My Tractor"

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Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

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When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

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What did Goldilocks say to the Three Bears? No one knows. Her remains were discovered three weeks later.

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I saw a black dude eating fried chicken a white guy said he wanted some but the black guy said don't put your white mayonnaise on my fried delicious KFC fried chicken

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Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

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why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

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Did you hear the joke about the vacuum? It sucks.

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Guess what? Random shit. Why? Because almost nobody looks at the newest jokes to realize that 99.999% of jokes that just say random shit never get above the 0 mark.

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Why does the easter bunny hide his eggs? Because he wants to hide the fact he knocked up a chicken.

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Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

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What do you call a Man who likes little childeren A Nittany Lion.

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want first?" The man responds "Let's have the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance paid for everything." Shocked, the man asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you're being denied coverage. None of your future treatments will be covered."

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i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

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what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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