- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because that's where the oncologist's office is.

Do you have to be so, you know... Open about what we are gonna do and stuff? I mean I know some people here, and you are a married man and you know.

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

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what are you mike bibby?

Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

how many pieces of wood can a lumberjack cut in a minute? three dead squrlles a hat and and half of a tree oh and a bus. and if u get in his way alot of guts spewed every where

What do you call John Lennon without glasses? A skeleton, because John Lennon is dead.

A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

John has 37 candy bars and eats 36 of them? What does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

What the corn in the core? The mexican antelope.

Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

sit in the dark for about 4 or 5 hours covered in Vaseline with a huge dildo inside of your arse

Bro: Aww Dawg! What if they tell me I got da aids? Dawg!: Hey don worry bro, you gotta BE POSITIVE

A man drives down the road in a van that says "Candy" He was doing his job in a professional manner

Why is this website called anti joke.com? Because it has anti jokes.

why did the T-Rex eat the other dinosaur? Because it is a carnivorous animal.

What do you get when you put a goat and an owl together? A goat and an owl

why do black people hate whites? their is no light in the ghetto

what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

what kind of dog can tiptoe

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

What's worse than seeing a real joke on this website? Having diarrhea.

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