- Anti Joke

Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

Q: what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We're both lawyers!

wanna hear a better joke? casey.

whats brown and booky a book.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

What does an Israeli gun sound like? Jew, jew, jew, jew, jew

2 men were in a bar, One was talking to the other, "I was walking down the street someone fell." "ha" "isis it true?" "What" "isis" and a bomb went off and they all died

Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

When life gives you lemons, you probably just found lemons.

Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

How do you cure cancer? do i look like NASA?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Johnny fall of the Swing?? Because i hit him with a shovel

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

My mother's star sign was Cancer. Ironic how she died really. She was attacked by a giant crab.

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

The Lord told Moses to come forth. He tripped and came fifth.

What did the fish want to drink? Charlie Brown

Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.