Knock knock. "Who's there?" "It's Mr. Johnson, your next door neighbor." "Come on in."

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Lindsay Lohan

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your a slut

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Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

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Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

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Why did the duck cross the road? To get cream cheese.

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what happened when the boy jumped? he landed

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2 gays monkeys walk into a bar.........

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What do you call a man with a limp? A limping man.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Violets are actually purple or white

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Rose's are red, Violet's are blue, I have a gun... Get in the van!

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why did the chicken cross the road? to try and stop the rapist from sodomizing his young child but his atempts were futile as the rapist shot him and used his blood as lubricant when he skull-raped his dying wife

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What do you call someone without legs or arms laying at your front door? Steve

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A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

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What did the Asian say to the American? herro. rook at me. i have round eye i american!

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Far from, yet all organizations are money based and put capitalism in front of all, so if lets say, one organization, needs help from another, a money transaction is made, I play a role there, as a well... Diplomat, its not my title, but my title is something I cannot reveal to anyone, not even my wife, id be putting myself and people in danger, but since I master things such as hypnosis, I can well, influence people, this is how I can pull of favors myself. Not favors such as "kill that guy for me", but more like... In your case. "If you are going to kill the wizard, please let the rest be, I know they are good people"

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, pee pee is yellow, poo poo is brown. if not you have a serious disease...

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Why did the chicken kill himself To get to the other side.

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Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

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Q: Why was jimmy's mom crying? A: Because her doctor said their were going to get rid of he cancer, 5 minutes later hey came back in and told her that he had made a mistake and that was for someone else, she was actually only had a month to live.

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Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

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