- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many women can fit on a bus? It depends on the size of the bus.

How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

Q. What is the difference between Jesus and and a picture of Jesus? A. It takes one nail to hang the picture Not trying to offend anyone just a joke to be clear

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because the paint used on their faces makes the extra terrestrials leery of lead poisoning.

Why was Jimmy so bad at jumping rope? His father's car ran over an IED back in 2009. Jimmy had lost his legs in a tragic explosion.

Q: why did the black man kill the white man? A: he was clinically depressed, mentally unstable, and had a grudge against the white man that had nothing to do with his race.

When you have read this, you've already read it.

People thought hitler said "I want to burn the jews" he really said "I want a glass of juice".

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

Q: What did the air freshener say to the car??? A: Nothing. Air fresheners are inanimate objects

What did one Japanese man say to the other? I don't know, I don't speak Japanese.

What did the guy say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

Why did the train stop? - It was surrounded by elephants

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

How many times has Belle Ahern been hit in the mutt 76. Stupid slut

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Kindly reject the offer and give it back to life.

An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

I dig, you dig, we dig, they dig, he digs, she digs, everybody digs. Guys, it's not a very profound poem, but it's deep.

What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")? When a picnic is postponed due to rain, or hired entertainment becomes unavailable at the last minute due to illness, or a book ends badly having started out well.

Q: what is green and looks like grass. A: fake grass

Why was little Tommy scared? Because he'd just been abducted by a psychopathic rapist.

What do you get for the man that has everything already? Another one.

Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

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