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Warning: Legit Joke Below What is the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? Only one can raise a child.

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why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

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What did the duck with one leg say to the pirate? Woof.

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A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

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Why do elephants paint there feet yellow? so they can hide in mustard bottles. Have you ever seen an elephant in a mustard bottle? exactly

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Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

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your mom is so fat she is at high risk of a future heart attack and should be taken to a cardiologist

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

How do you define an unsatisfactory kitchen? It won't have a woman chained to the oven.

you're so stupid, you have trouble understanding what you read, like the newspaper, for example

Knock Knock! Who's there? Steven. Steven who? Steven your neighbor, may I please come in?

I flipped through the Yellow Pages, made a few calls, and found the Chinese man I was looking for.

Q: what's wrong with this sentence? My dogs is running in the garden A: I don't have a garden

how did the little black boy cross the river? he walked over the bridge.

Three men walked into a bar. The last one ducked.

Roses are red Babies cry Get in my bed Or you will dies

what do you get when you cross ruddell with a chicken? still a prick

How many tortoises does it take to change a light bulb? One. Just don't expect it to be done quick.

Warning: Legit Joke Below What is the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? Only one can raise a child.

why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

What did the duck with one leg say to the pirate? Woof.

A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

Why do elephants paint there feet yellow? so they can hide in mustard bottles. Have you ever seen an elephant in a mustard bottle? exactly

Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

your mom is so fat she is at high risk of a future heart attack and should be taken to a cardiologist

What do you call a doctor without a head? Deceased

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What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

What smells like dead rats? Dead hamsters

Life is like a bridge. You get walked on all your life until you fall apart.

What do you call a purple apple? Bruised.

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