BEST PLACE IN THE WORLD COPENHAGEN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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your moms so fat that she had to buy bigger cloths, her husband left her, she became a druggie and died alone.

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Guess what? Random shit. Why? Because almost nobody looks at the newest jokes to realize that 99.999% of jokes that just say random shit never get above the 0 mark.

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Why did billy have a frog stapled to his face? Because he was having a bad day.

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Q: why couldn't anyone hear hellen keller when she fell off a cliff? A: she was mute.

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AWWWWWW YEEESSSS!!!

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy, I am pregnant and that's yo baby !

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Knock know! Who's there? Aids! Aids who? Aids! Aids who? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I'm not aids!

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What do you call a black guy with a white guy name? Bradley

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Why are all teachers stupid? They´re not. Why would you say that?

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Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

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Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

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Why did a man get fired from the M&M store? He was color blind.

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George W. Bush

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Why was Timmy sore? He'd been playing with his cornhole along with his friends all day!

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Your mother has cupcakes, she offers you one, how many does she have left? The same amount she had before, you are full. Moral: Cupcakes.

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It's caoimhin I wasnt writing cos kane turned my computer off the bel end aodhans been tuping sayin its be the spa.

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What? Chicken butt Why? Chicken thigh Who? Deez nuts

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What do you call a blue and black dot on the wall? A fly wearing blue jeans.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender immediately shoots it in the face with a double barrel shotgun, ending the rabid animal's life

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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How do you blindfold an Asian person? With a blindfold

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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