How do you make a plumber cry? You steal his princess

What's worse than walking into a door by accident? Finding out that your mother molestors children.

what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

Q: What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? A: Ten babies nailed to eleven trees.

Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

What's worse than finding a snake in your apple? Finding a snake in your apple

Skinny guy: Hey wanna hear a yo mama joke? Fat mother: Hey you wanna die?

What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

So I was walking down the street the other day, I went to the shop.

Where was susie after the explosion? Everywhere

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo Boo who? I don't have a last name, it's just Boo

A: Do you like it B: No

what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

There is a man laying on the floor in a pool of blood and vomit, there is a broken beer bottle in a puddle of beer next to him. He thinks is a sponge.Purple

Knock Knock! Who's there? Steven. Steven who? Steven your neighbor, may I please come in?

Knock Knock ! Who's there? Jim. Oh come in.

Fact: When you die, you can't eat ice cream!

Why was the Jewish boy afraid of an oven? The last oven malfunctioned and killed his father.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

Whats black, and chrispy inside...? A black guy with bonecancer

Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

yo mama is so old, so old that she was given senior citizen discount at the restaurant.

Three men walked into a bar. The last one ducked.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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