Excuse me waiter! What the hell is this fly doing on my soup? I believe it's swimming on it, sir.

An American, a German, and a Mexican walk quickly into a room. They were late for a work meeting.

what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

I feel like am motherf***ing stuck in this duck and it makes me wana quack like what the f**k is THAT!

A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

Math mean: mental, abuse, to, human

wanna here a joke? you.

Caramel Boing.

Two People runs into a bar. They were thirsty.

What do you call a Man who likes little childeren A Nittany Lion.

What do you call a man with a horse? A man

P1: knock knock P2: go away!!!

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

What's black and hanging on a tree in my backyard? Blackberries.

How did the rock cross the road? It didn't cause it's a rock.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but I'm late for work.

How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Kevin. Which? Kevin Smith or Kevin Johnson? Kevin Johnson. Oh ok, come in please.

a black hispanic and asian man jump off a cliff they all die and their families morn their deaths

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Nothing, chimneys can't talk!

A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

what did obama say when he lost his dog ? where the hell is my presidential dog !

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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