- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

A man walks into a bar and orders two shots the bartender then picks up his shotgun and gives it to him

What do you call a man with a horse? A man

White NBA players.

Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

How do you kill Lady Gaga? There is no point in trying, she is too heavily guarded.

If I had a nickel for everyday I lived...... I would get a nickel a day

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A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

How do you make time fly? You can't, time is the duration of events and therefore cannot "fly".

What did the man do to the begging orphan on a cold Christmas morning? He kicked him.

Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

If you are reading this you will soon suffer a slow and painful blow job... -_-

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident

your momma's so fat that we are all seriously concerned for her health.

Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

Why did the nervous man jump out of a plane? He was sky diving.

how do you make a plumber cry?.... kill his family

why did the jewish man die answer The hollucost

What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

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