What's the song that goes like, duh duh da duh duh duh da da do?

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Is it better to be born black or gay? No way to know. That is, unless you are black and gay.

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An slutty attractive secretary went into her boss' office He killed her.

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What's up with airplane food? Not sure, but last flight I was on they didn't serve any food. It could have been because it was too short of a flight or perhaps the recessed economy caused jetliners to cut costs. Either way, I didn't get a bag of peanuts.

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I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

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A American seeking into mexico

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Knock Knock Who's there? Police officer Police officer who? Police officer your whole family died in a car wreck last night.

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A Polack walks into a bar. Which makes sense because the bar was in Warsaw.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Yo mama so fat that when she goes to the movies she sits next to everybody.

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what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

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Yo mama so fat......Hiroshima.

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What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

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Whats brown and sticky? Poop on a warm summers night.

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What did the asshole say to his friend behind him? Fart

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An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

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Why was the little girl sad? Why???? Because an elephant stamped on her, and shat on her.

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Why did the man have a heart attack? Because he suffered from high cholesterol and cardiovascular disease.

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Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

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What do you call a snake at a snail convention? A snake at a snail convention.

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I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

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Whats the difference between dinosaurs and skittles? Dinosaurs were killed out hundreds of thousands of years ago when skittles on the other hand are sugery candy that people eat when they are craving a sweet treat

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knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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