What's your blood type? Red.

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What happens if you an 3ft size olive, a glob of red paint and rainbow colored glue on a table and rub your arm in it? You get olive, red paint and glue on your arm.

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hi

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what do jews, blacks, and asians have in common? they have all been targets of racism!

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Rhetorical question.

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Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

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What do you call a mouse having sex? A spouse.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Fed-Ex, here's your new brother.

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What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? It's funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small.

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What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

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What does Mitt Romney approve of flip flops? They feel good on his feet.

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What do you get when you cross a lawn mower and a rabbit? A dead rabbit...

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Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No it's Supe- oh wait it is a plane

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your face

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What do you call a midget cripple with cerebral palsy? Unfortunate

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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Why did the girl run to school Because a lion was chasing her

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Q.what semtemce is a most used lie by a fourteen year old? A. Yes i agree to the terms of service, and am above the age eighteen.

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Did you hear about the boy with the treehouse? He caught his mom cheating on his dad in there.

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The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

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Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

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A Priest, A Rabbi, and an Imam walk into a bar. They promptly sit down and have a friendly theological discussion.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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