- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

what did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, They just waved.

Whats black and hangs from my tree? A slave

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The loss of originality in anti joke formats. And hypocrisy.

Why couldn't the mentally retarded kid hear? It was too dark.

Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

How did the dog die? He was put down.

What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

Not a joke.

What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

q. what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile a. hey robin get in the bat mobile

A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

So, would you like provolone or mozzarella with that? Yes.

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Nothing. He can't talk, just makes awful noises and hand gestures.

MOTHER OF GOD! Someone get this horse out of here!

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