a man dropped a bar of soap in the shower. He immediately picked it up and finished washing himself. He then got dressed and left the gym.

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What do you call your female dog? Your bitch

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken?

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How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

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A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

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What happened to Bilbo? He shit his pants.

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Why did hitler kill all the Jews? He is racist

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If your name is coincidentally stated in this text, you will have to pay 200 of your country's currency to the person nearest to you whose first name starts with the letter G. Dexter / Ryan That is all....

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This is not a joke.... It is mind rape.

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knock knock whos there make up make up who hahahaha you said make a poo

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Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

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justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

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Whats long,hard, and has c.u.m in ig? Cucumber....also my wiener

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What do you call a fat priest? Obese

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What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An extremely talented reptile.

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What do you do with a Jewish kid with add( attention deficits disorder)? Send him to a concentration camp

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once upon a time jess was happy this once upon a time was a very long time ago, BABADOOK !

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Why was Barack Obama wearing a Justin Bieber T-Shirt and slapping you with a pitchfork? Because you didn't listen to me when I told you to stop doing shrooms

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If you driving a jetski and the wheeles fall off how many screws does it take to fix the dog house? BLUE PAINT

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How Do You Fart Eat Beans

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Go away still nothing to see

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If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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