Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie!

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

What did the transvestite say to the fox? 'scuse me, you've got something on your shoe.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

I thought about taking a nice warm shower, but then I realized that the power was out and it would probably be a cold shower.

Why did the blond woman sell her water skis? She was in a horrible accident and will never walk again.

Face...the other white meat!

-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

If you are riding uphill in a canoe and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to fit in the dog house? None. Ice cream has no bones.

How many babies can fit in a dumpster? Let's not find out...

What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

What is similar about a white person and a white fence? Mexicans jump them.

whats better than 7 babies in one trash can 1 baby in 7 trash cans

What do they call Chinese food in China? Food

MILLERS FUNNY LIKE A JEW

Two friends sit down at a table for lunch. One, in a very frustrated mood, says to the other, "You know what I don't get?" His friend immediately responds: "Sex."

Why did the man give money to the Jew? Why would a man give money to a Jew?

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Not Suzy!!

What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

What did hitler do with the vegetarians? Nothing, because he was one.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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