Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

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Q: What's worse than burning your tongue on hot chocolate. A: Getting shanked by a homeless man

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what is black and looks like a rasberry a blackberry

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why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

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How do you tick off a Doctor? You cut off his right thumb.

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Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black And so was six because they were written with black pen

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If you can't see what I see... You must be blind. If you can see what I see... Well I can't be blind because I have been able to see all my life!

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What was the last thing that went through the WTC jumper's head? His ankles.

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my rhyme is sicker than the holocaust

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How do you kill an elephant? -With a gun? No, an elephant gun. How do you kill a red elephant? -With an elephant gun? No, with a red elephant gun. How do you kill a blue elephant? -WIth a blue elephant gun? No, you choke it until it turns blue and kill it with a red elephant gun. How do you kill a purple elephant? Theres no such thing as a purple elephant, thus contradicting the reality of performing a major act of animal abuse on it.

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How do you find a true idiot jump in the road when the light is green.

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So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

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What do you call somebody with no arms or legs and they are stranded in the middle of the ocean? Answer: screwed

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

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what did Tim get for Valentimes day? nothing, no such day exists. spell check

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So i can type anything in this box and it shows up on the website?

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one turns to the second, and says nothing, because muffins can't talk. They then both die because the temperature in the oven was 370 degrees.

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You just sunk my battleship! 5,000 people just perished at the bottom the ocean in a war for pointless political reasons.

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A dinosaur is walking down the street. He is soon confronted by a human. The human says to the dinosaur, "Hey, your a dinosaur." Which the dinosaur replies with, "Yes, yes i am." The dinosaur then stands there for a few seconds wondering why he is in the same time period as the human. And as to why a dinosaur would talk.

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Q: Whats 5+5 A:10

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When will pigs fly? When they grow horns

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What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

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Anti Joke

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