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whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

What kind of Juice do White supremacists Hate the most? Minute Maid.

Q: What's blue, red, and circular? A: I lied about the blue, and... uh... the red and circular part too, but everything else is true. It is an ipod touch.

What does greg and Ian have in common?

what did the crow say do the dead gazelle? - nothing the crow ate it

Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

What did one orphan say to the other? 'Robin get in the car!'

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? -They're both purple except the rabbit.

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

Yo momma is so poor when she went to the bank the teller was like " you have no money."

Knock Knock Who's there? Sally Sally who? Haha I'm just kidding, I'm Jorge.

Yo mama so fat she has to wear large clothes

Your mother is so fat, she is dying due to obesity and it would be utterly disgusting to make fun of anyone in that situation.

What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

A black guy, a jew, and an asian walk into a bar, have a beer each, and then leave, because they have high-paying jobs and don't want to risk getting DUIs.

Sarah lost both arms in a car accident Knock knock Who's there? Not sarah. Roses are red Violets are blue Wow. Clever Knock knock Who's there? Still not Sarah, as she is in a serious condition at her local hospital, and so is fighting for her life.

why was six afraid of seven It wasnt. numbers are not sentient or tangible and thus are incapable of feeling fear

Chuck Norris doesn't just have a chin underneath his beard. He also has part of his neck underneath his beard.

None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

what's the difference between me and callum ? a couple of miles.... and id like to keep it that way

How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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