A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

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A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

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what do you call your mama at the gas station

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i like your face... HAHAHAHAH just kidding you make me want to projectile vomit.

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3 blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The 1 blonde says they're deer tracks. The 2 blonde says they're elk tracks. The 3 blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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What do you call a fish without an eye? A fsh

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Why wouldn't Leena sleep with Ole? Because she thought him to be a dumb, ugly, Scandinavian.

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Daniel is a fag

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Young Billy was arrested today for saying he was going to be a terrorist for Halloween.

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There was once a boy who ate fire. He died of severe burns.

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There was a Jewish man and a German man why was it akward? Because one of them farted

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Q: what did the old man do to the little boy in his dark cellar while babysitting on a stormy night? A: told him to hold a flashlight because the power went out and he needed to find his electric generator.

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How Many Blind People Does It Take To Solve A Rubiks Cube? None Their Blind

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Guess what? What? You guessed correctly.

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How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

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Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

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yo mamma so ugly I think she has cancer

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Why didn't Joe catch the baseball? He got shot by a local gang.

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4 hours later.

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Which way do 4 gay guys walk South then past the milkbar then around the corner

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Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

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What is similar about a white person and a white fence? Mexicans jump them.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

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a drunk man got 3 beers and a 5 whiskys

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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