have you seen stevie wonder's house. no? Well nethier has he you

I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

What does the black guy look for when he goes shopping? Some soap for his dead cat in the living room.

An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

Why didn't the cat eat its dinner? Because I nailed its head to the floor.

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a clown, and clowns are scary.

Why isn't Michael Jackson aloud at Disney world? He is dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, there is no reason for a chicken to need to cross a road.

Your mother is so fat that when she jumps into a pool, she displaces a proportionately larger amount of water than people with normal body mass indexes or BMI

What is the key to a good anti-joke? A disappointing or intellectual punch-line said in a calm and passive tone.

A man walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender then lights him on fire.

what is black and white and red all over? a group of people of mixed races playing paintball.

Why did the boy stay in the closet? Because the door was locked.

could switching to Geico save you 15% or more on car insurence? Does a bear shit in the woods?

Who would be an amazing GOP VP? Chris Christie -Mitt Romney

q; whats small and high pitched a; rory johnston

what's the easiest way to tell time? a clock

Why was the man sent to the hospital? He got crushed by a flying refrigerator.

How do chinese people call the firemen? By phone.

how do you crash a party? You dont because that would be rude.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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