What do you get when you cross Skyrim and Call of Duty? A video game that has similarities to Skyrim and Call of Duty.

Knock Knock Who is there? The IRS coming to take your house

What's dark, has an opening, and guys like to go in it. A cave

why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

What's worse than Twilight? New Moon. What's worse than New Moon? Eclipse. What's worse than Eclipse? Breaking Dawn. What's worse than Breaking Dawn? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Breaking Dawn Part 2.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

Q: What would Martin Luther King Jr. be if he was white? A: Alive

Don't make jokes about the Holocaust. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off a watchtower.

Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

What starts with "R" and ends in "JUR"? RJUR.

How does a black woman know she is pregnant? When she pulls her tampon out the cotton is already picked.

Yo Momma So Fat!

Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

roses are violets red is blue i like doughnuts doughnuts are good

How do you make a unicorn? Jab a stick through a pink horse and name it Liam

What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

why cant women draw perfect circles? no one can becouse it is virtually impossible

roses are red violets are blue i bribed a hobo to eat my poopoo

What's worse than a black guy? Two black guys....and a dead white man.

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Jimmy

if you don't like this you're gay

What's worse; twelve babies in one trash can or one baby in twelve trash cans?

So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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