- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Isaac run from his mother? She tried to kill him because God said so. Christianity.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind, not to mention deaf and mute.

Dr. I need a new butt, mine has a crack in it.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

Did you hear about the guy who got run over? Me neither

Why did the girl scream? She was being raped.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

A chicken crosses the road... Gets fined for jaywalking.

What did the disabled kid get for his birthday. The same as any other kid.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why did the tortoise cross the road? To get to the other side.

why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

Q: Why'd the guy have to fart? A: There was a buildup of methane gas in his colon.

Q: Why did the man die of starvation??? A: He didn't eat for 3 days!!

Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's me, Jeremy. Oh, great to see you! Come inside. They then have a great time watching TV and eating snacks

What happens when you take a break from reality? Nothing, it's impossible, unless you live in a virtual world.

Why did the white guy sit on the toilet? So he could take a poop.

Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

Roses are red , violets are blue, you like 1d? STFU

-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

Why did Billy fall off the slide? Someone threw a refridgerator at his face.

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