- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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WHY WAS 6 AFRAID OF 7? I REALLY DONT KNOW!

What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

Doctor: I got bad news and worse news Patient: Whats the bad news? Doctor: You have 24 hours to live Patient: Whats the worse news? Doctor: Your mom died this morning

what happened when a chicken laid an egg? it died

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

What's worse than hitting your thumb with a hammer? Getting your spine ripped off

Why did the kids all eat their homework? Probably because they were starving to death and there was no other food source available.

A. Knock Knock. B. Who's there? A. Orange. B. Orange who? A. Orange you glad your retarded because you think oranges can talk?

What do you call a guy with aids? Your dad

Q:Why was the black guy carrying a gun A:He's a cop

What's faster than a Mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

Immigration Laws

How many Jews do you have to kill in order to make a museum? 6 Million.

Q)A man and a women are hiking on a mountain trail. A bear appears. What do they do? A) Die.

bronson watt walks into a bar.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice titttttss.

An itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout Down came my dick, and forced the spider out

What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? That's right.

what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

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