- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

Why couldn't the bartender sell alcoholic beverages? He got fired

How do we know that Adam was white? We don't. The Bible doesn't specify the race or etnicity of either Adam or Eve.

how did the little black boy cross the river? he walked over the bridge.

I flipped through the Yellow Pages, made a few calls, and found the Chinese man I was looking for.

What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

What did the boy get from his grandmother on Christmas. Nothing she died on Thanksgiving.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Steven. Steven who? Steven your neighbor, may I please come in?

Smeg...

Roses are red Babies cry Get in my bed Or you will dies

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

What is the difference between a baleen whale and a black guy? One speaks and one says EEEEEEERRRROOOOOWWOWOWOWOOWRR!

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

Why do elephants paint there feet yellow? so they can hide in mustard bottles. Have you ever seen an elephant in a mustard bottle? exactly

what do you get when you cross ruddell with a chicken? still a prick

How do you define an unsatisfactory kitchen? It won't have a woman chained to the oven.

Scenario: Two guys are out hunting. Two guys are walking and a one falls down. The other calls 911 and the guy still standing asks what to do. The person at the hospital told him to make sure his friend was dead, then heard a gunshot. The guy who called said "Now what do I do?"

Yo mama so fat.

What do you call a fat man who can turn slim? I don't know

you're so stupid, you have trouble understanding what you read, like the newspaper, for example

Why did Sarah fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

Why is my grandpa always so grumpy? Because he has diabetes and life is very difficult for him.

How many tortoises does it take to change a light bulb? One. Just don't expect it to be done quick.

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