- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Jew, Muslim and Mexican all die of cancer

What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

oh whatever Greece isn't going to leave the eurozone shut up about it already

A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

What's black and white and red all over? The color spectrum. Along with other colors.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He got AIDS and died.

- Wanna see a magic trick? - Sure - Too bad. I don't know any.

Why are you on this sight? You're procrastinating. I am too

MOTHER OF GOD! Someone get this horse out of here!

"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

A man walks into a vagina. The man, expecting a holiday inn, is very confused, and later gets mauled by five bears, who mistook his scent for a fish.

WHATS A SHIT HOLE MOUNTNORRIS !!!!!!!!!!

An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Ouch.

What colour is chocolate? Brown.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he got hit by a fridge. Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she got hit by a fridge. Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because it had no face.

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

Hickory Dickory Dock My dog died today.

Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

So I says to the guy "take the money and run." He then takes my money and walks down the street.

What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

Why did the Liberal tell the truth? If one ever does we will have the answer.

Why are Holocaust locations so expensive? They were mass acres.

Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

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