Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor. wheres my tractor

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What did the monk give to the cancer patient? His love and reassurance.

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What do you call a man who has lost both his legs, one arm, and half his eye? Larry

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Michael Jackson and Barack Obama talked to each other about oreos

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Why was 6 scared of me? cause i ate 9

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why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

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What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

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Did you ever notice how Bill Nye has a "labrotory" filled with young innocent children? hmmm, very suspicious!

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Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

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you know why Michael J Fox makes the best milkshakes? no... but his milkshakes brings all the boys to the yard

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What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

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What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

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Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

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Whats 9 plus 10? 19

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Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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Roses are red, Violets are rare because of the irreversible damage to our ecosystem in recent years.

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Rebecca Blacks walk into a bar. She gets shot.

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why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

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To (down) Below: BAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA! LOLOLOL! MWAHAHAHAHA HOHOHOHO HEEEEEEEEEEHEEEEEEEHEEEEEEE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAHAHA... Man I cant breathe! YUCK YUCK YUCK! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA! AHAHA! HOHOHOHOHOHO HAHAHAHAHA!

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Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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