Damn Nero... So you are saying there is no hope left, the underground society is dead and buried.

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Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

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There was a man and a woman. In a lodge all alone ready to create a child. instead of having sex he violently punched her in the face and stabbed her in her armpits until her loud screams for help had stopped.

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When life gives you melons, your probably dyslexic.

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How long does it take to acheive a superbowl win? However long it takes you.

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What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

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How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

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What do you say to the child with bruises on his arms? Stop hitting yourself.

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A French man, Irish man and Japanese man walk into a bar, seeing as the men speak different languages no conversation begins.

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Did u think that last joke was funny? Well this one isnt

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Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in a zoo don't be mad I'll be there too not in a cage but laughing at you

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What happened when the boy fell off of the bridge? He died

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What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing, fruit can't talk.

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what's the difference between me and callum ? a couple of miles.... and id like to keep it that way

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How many nipples are on a raccoon ? I don't raccoono

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A farmer hears a knock at the door on a rainy night. He opens the door and welcomes an attractive young man in. The farmer gets his budding teenage daughter to fetch the man a towel. He dries himself off, thanks them both, and goes to bed. He's gone before anyone else wakes up and leaves a fifty on the table.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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Q:What's red and crawls up your leg? A: A homesick abortion

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A man walks into a bar. What does he say? A: Ow.

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how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

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Why did the chicken cross the road Because the farmer is obviously to stupid to build a proper chicken coop, and thus his chicken is crossing the road and will most likely be hit by a car

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What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

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WNBA

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Yo mama so poor that she's having trouble making ends meet without government assistance.

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