Who got sarah pregnant? No one knows. She was a whore.

What happened to the man who ate a piece of pizza after doing a lot of sit ups, while rubbing the belly of a fat man, and feeding his baby at the same time? He Lived

roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

MR MC CANN WHATS THE ANSWER

WHYS S AFRAID OF B CAUSE OF SBB

what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

yo mamas so ugly she is often made fun of andridiculed about her appearance.

What is the reward for the pimp who banged a bitch? HIV

Do you believe in Santa? Cuz i don't. Kookaburra

cerleb i wrote the one about melons!

A guy walks into a bar, orders a drink, and nothing interesting happens.

How did the girl cross the road? --she didn't, she died trying because she was blind and didn't see the sign that said "Don't Walk"

A man walks into an oven. He suffers severe burns and dies on a hospital bed

Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

there was this kid who was perfectly well-adjusted, had most normal things a person needs and a generally good life. what did he get for Christmas. non-hodgkins lymphoma.

Jersey Shore.

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

What's the difference between a book. A tree's leaves hit the trash cans

A Muslim walks into a Bar, He buys everyone a round of drinks and enjoys the rest of his night

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because, 32!

Mini mouse was brutally killed n Oakland Now Mickey is a Chinese member of the crips in Compton Remember don't forget to see the new Disney movie, Mickey Goes Gang-Bangin

Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

Humans and dolphins are the only species who have sex also for enjoyment.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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