Why did the old man cry? Because he had just witnessed his wife die.

Whats werst than taking candy from a baby. Throwing a baby off a cliff then eating the candy in fronts of its parents

what happens when you and a 6 foot black guy get stuck on an island? hang him by a tree and make shelter

Why does Mario grown on shrooms? Because they bloom inside of him.

A man walks into a bar and orders two shots the bartender then picks up his shotgun and gives it to him

What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

Did you here about the guy who kidnapped Liam Neeson's daughter? Well, he died

A: Knock knock B:The door is open.

what's the only thing funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? The look on the mom's face.

when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

whatis worse then tripping over and landing head first in dog shit No alot

What's worse than the Holocaust? Someone born in the 1970s feeling self-righteous about defending the victims.

What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red pain is spilled on it.

Why did the blonde kid that was really gay He got a bad case of HIV

a kid was running across the street. he just got hit by a truck

Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree 1 baby nailed to 10

Lisa: Omg Karen, just had sex with Ben, his weiner was sooo tiny lol. Ben: I think you sent me the wrong text.

What is the name of Steven Hawkins condom.... Anti virus

why did the boy scream? because he got shot.

What's clear on the outside and grey on the inside? An elephant in a plastic bag.

Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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