Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Roses are red.

One man walks on a bridge, another man sees him but doesn't really care about him.

What did the fish want to drink? Charlie Brown

Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

You know what happens when you plant a baby into the soil and give it lots of sun and water? It dies.

did you know helen keller had a swingset? neither did she

Why was Ethan talking to the potato? Because he is stupid.

Trump will make America great again.

I got a boner from the waitress touching my shoulder, please dislike this

A narwhall walks into a store and asks the cashier where he keeps the soap products. The cashier does not speak english.

A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

Why did my ex-husband get fired from the m&m factory? He was throwing away all the W's.

Why did the boy drop his icecream cone? Because of the shock of seeing his dead family.

Justin Beiber is a good singer

I put children on a leash and store them under my bed. I feed them bird food and they drink eachothers urine.

AIDS

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

Wanna hear a joke? Too bad.

Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

yo mama is so fat that a kid said to her ' The White Buddha Has Returned'

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... it wanted to cross the road.

So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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