- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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so i was on anti joke and i read a joke, it made me laugh.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

Why was the 7 year old girl crying? Because its hard to laugh during gang rape.

roses are red violets are blue i have Downs Syndrome... and a ding-dong potato

What's the difference between a white guy playing basketball and a black guy playing hockey??? There is none..they hardly get playing time!!

The FCC

If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

I took my father out last night. We went to the Olive Garden.

What's funny about 3 black men in a car going off a cliff? Nothing. They were my friends.

What's long, black, and the tip is shaped like a mushroom? A mushroom.

Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

Friend: Do you want to go to the bar or see a movie first? Me: Yes.

It's April Fools Day... APRIL FOOLS!!!

I couldn't decide whether to buy a pepperoni or a meat feast pizza? So i got neither and my two year old son died of starvation.

whats black and yellow and screams? A bus full of black kids going over a cliff.

What's long,black and wrapped in something yellow ?? A twix

What is a white man in a white shirt called A white man in a white shirt

david give me my money back... i will have it next week

Whats the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? Boy scouts come back from camp.

How do you make Adolf Hitler angry? You can't, dead people are not sentient, and hence cannot feel anger.

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than that? Two dead babies nailed to a tree. What's worse than that? Two dead trees naild to a baby.

I once went to a chiropractor. She was so awful looking. You know those weird spiky fish with the lightbulb hanging off it's head? .....I saw one in a documentary once.

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