- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A gay man walks into a pregnant woman

What did the Jew do before the movie? He turned off his cell phone.

What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

What would happen if you put avocando, pineapple, sardines, peanut butter, brussel sprouts and milk into a blender and drank it. most probabley salmonala poisoning because the sardines were off.

Daughter: Dad I have some news for you Dad: What is it? Daughter: I am pregnant Dad: ... I am so happy I am going to have a grandson, my 27 year old daughter just married and now pregnant, this is a great day!

What do you call the birth of George Lucas? Terrible, abdominal pain for his mother.

What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in circle.

What do you call a bright orange fish? A gold fish.

What happened when the blonde girl threw a grenade? The enemy pulled the pin and threw it back

Yo mama so ugly she's ridiculed daily and has frequent suicidal thoughts.

Red sky in the morning, Shepard's warning. Red sky at night, Shepard's Fulcrum.

roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

whats worse than a pile of dead babies? two piles of dead babies.

Whats big, grey, and cant climb trees? A carpark

Roses are red, Violets are too. You're bleeding out, I stabbed you.

Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? For rain.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? AIDS

Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

Your momma is so black, that her melanin levels are relatively high.

Why did the business man jump into a mud puddle? He didn't. He was brutally stabbed to death then thrown in a pigpen in an attempt to conceal the evidence.

What's johnny's favorite bedtime story? The sound of the subway. Johnny and his father are homeless and can't afford bedtime stories

when life givs you lemons you say no thank you i dont take food from strangers

How do you make a professional gamer cry? You burn his house down.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Ebola, You're going to die.

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