- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

A man commands his dog to sit. However, his dog is poorly trained, so does not.

Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

Why don't you run over a black guy on a bike? Because It's probably your bike..

What's red and smells like green paint? Red Paint

Why did the little boy stop looking for his ball? Because he found it.

Why did the man start a shooting spree at walmart? Because he is mentally unstable and people at walmart make easy targets.

roses are red violets are blue im in class i shouldnt be on this

What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

What do call a fly with no legs? Dead

Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

why did the alien eat the cow? peer pressure

Why does no one like fat people? Because of Jesse Ziegenbein

What did the apple say to the Banana? ....Nothing... fruit don't talk

Okay.

Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

What did the resently released criminal get for his birthday? a nice sweater

what do you get when you combine a vampire,werewolf,and whiny girlfriend ....... the worst show in the history of the earth

What happens when you cross an Asian with a bass guitar? An Asian man lies down diagonally across a bass guitar.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading the dumbass things that people come up with as an answer.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his kids.

Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

What did the bartender say to the upset horse? GET OUT OF MY BAR!!!

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