How did my grandparents survive the Holocaust? Well for starters, it helps that they weren't Jewish, they didn't live in Europe, and quite frankly, they probably would have supported Hitler because they were right wing pricks.

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4 Jews are killed during a car accident, the whole city mourns over there death and create a plaque in their honor.

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How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But his one doesn't.

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An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy.

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Oh, right

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what do German people eat at BBQ ' s ? burgers and hotdogs and kebabs and fried chicken with a garnish of summer salad washed down with a cold mouth tingling glass of coca cola and jews

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Whats better at driving? A pig or a chicken. Neither because they are animals and it is impossible for the to even posses the power of controlling a moving vehicle.

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why did the bus hit the kid? he dropped his ice cream.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, as speaking to himself is a sign of mental illness.

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Whats white? A fridge

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ill have a no.9 a n.9 large

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What is blue and invisible? Invisible blue paint

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Why was the mother sad? Because she had just watched her beloved baby get shoved in a blender.

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Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

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Whats worse than getting a parking ticket? The Bubonic Plague

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What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

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joe: guess what. Bob: what. Joe: nothing I just wanted to talk

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Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

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Dyslexics have more nuf!

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Relax and enjoy sugartits, you see, I left a last chance for you to shut down the function yourself, when you really want to end it sugartits, you can just read and focus on what I am calling you, sugartits, it really insulted you at first sugartits, but do you see it? Have a nice night sugartits, I mean I sleep like half a hour luckily because of hypnosis and the time control and you know stuff that sounds like its from Sonic or you sugartits. But I gotta go dear sugartits, you want to hypnosis to end, you make it happen by focusing on what I am calling you here.

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How did the black man get a car? He bought it.

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! In for a penny, in for a pound. I'm Donald Trump!

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