- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

What is green and fuzzy and when it falls from a tree, your dead? A pool table.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

Do you know any anti-jokes. Yeah, I do. It's a bit pointless though.

Why did the old man cry? Because he had just witnessed his wife die.

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Nothing, chimneys can't talk!

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

DON'T OPEN IT IT'S PANDORA'S BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

What's black and hanging on a tree in my backyard? Blackberries.

Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

People with Alzheimers will not remember this joke

NO ONE LIKES RANGAS

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road ? A. Because he had grown tired of living thus choosing to end his life.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

What do you call a tree that grew in the middle of a road? Whatever type of tree it was.

A white man walks into a bar. Then he gets a beer.

what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

why was the blond so easy,because ALL blonds are whores.

What did the cheerleader get for christmas? Money, because she's a stupid w hore

What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

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