Why did the chicken cross the road? To look at the most interesting man in the world.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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Why do cats burp quietly, because they aren't men

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CHORGLUND

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What if I told you.....potatoe

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What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

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Knock Knock? Come in.

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what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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Your dad walked into a bar. It was a gay bar.

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whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket.

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Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

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Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

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How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail it to the ground

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Why did the vagina smell so bad? Because it had yeast infection.

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How do you know your roommate is gay? His dick tastes like shit.

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Why was Carlos fired? Because he stole and smelled of weed.

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There's 3 guys, a fat guy, a skinny guy, and muscular guy. 7 days later, the fat guy receives an invitation to the zoo. It turns he got a new job and his friends was so proud.

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Did you hear about the constipated mathematician who broke his calculator? He went to the shops and bought some laxatives and a new calculator.

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SteVen Hawking wals into a bar

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Christopher Reeves walks into a bar.

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What did the father give to his daughter? AIDS.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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