- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Jew say to the German? Yes I would like fries with that.

What did the coconut say to the lizard? Nothing, the coconut fell off the tree and killed the lizard.

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It got hit by a stone. Why did the second Koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game. Why did the Kangaroo die? It was hit by three falling Koalas.

Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

What is white and re(a)d all over? White paper that is dyed red.

Why did Susie fall off the swing?? ShE had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there? Not Susie

what do you call a black person who flies a plane? a pilot, you racist

2 sheeps are outside having a great time One sheep walks up to the other sheep and says: hello The other sheep says: hello Now what I want to know: what ally do you get your drugs from

What did the grape say when the elephant sat on it? Nothing, scientific research has shown over thousands of years that grapes cannot talk.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interupting doc- You have aids.

What is the deferince between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

osama bin laden is dead

Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

roses are red violets are blue kyle brown and pj nosaki have big balls

Yo mama so stupid, she should be worried about Alzheimer's disease.

What's the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes people laugh and the other is a clown.

Wake up in the morning feeling like... Helen Keller

Who won in a game of Brawl... Holden

u r stupid! y? cuz u took the time 2 look at are jokes! haha lol

Get some flipping new jokes people

Roses are reddish Violets are bluish If it wasn't for Christmas We'd all be Jewish

You know what makes me sick? Bacteria

Roses are red..... violets are blue...... I have a gun get in the van

What is the last bit of snow to fall from the sky called? Nothing. Meteorologists have not come up with a scientific term for this phenomenon.

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