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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

Why was six afraid of seven? 7 is greater than 6. Didn't you learn about number lines in 3rd grade?

An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

Why was the chair sad? It wasn't, for chairs do not posses the proper attributes to feel emotions such as depression.

A Chinese man, an Italian man and a French man are sitting in a plane. They arrive in Los Angeles with a 23 minute delay due to atmospheric conditions

What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

Roses are red Violets are T I T S I like T I T S T I T S

Why can't penguins fly? Because their wings are adapted to swim and not to fly

A: What do you call a deer with no eyes? A: I got NoEyeDeer!!!

What did the pear tree say to the farmer? Go harvest that corn over yonder.

Pretty vague, if I did not know you, Id conclude you where working for some mob syndicate or something.

my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

How do you make a blonde woman act in a porno? You get her consent and pay her money.

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence in prison.

Q: What do you get when you put an ice cube, a grasshopper, a cell phone battery, and a human finger in a freezer? A: A very strange mix of objects indeed.

knock knock... ....... no one replies.. the family is deff..

Why did the dinosaurs become extinct? Because they wanted to.

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!!!!

* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

Mohamed is driving a taxi to the airport at 20mph How many pounds of explosives are strapped to his chest?

Why did the aeroplane fall out of the sky? An ant jumped on it

What's the point of going to college? There is none.

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