- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red I am High How about you?

Whats green, furry and it stole christmas? A Robber with a Christmas tree on his back

Call of Duty is a good game.

What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.

What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black And so was six because they were written with black pen

Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

What did Kony say to the children right before he took them Come with me you f*** n*

whats purple, extinct, and smells like children? barney

Knock knock. Who's there? Conscience. Conscience who? Oh, sorry about that Hitler, you wouldn't know who I am.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

A Terrorist walks into an airport. - He then blows himself up.

why does beyonce sing " to the left, to the left"? - cause black people have no rights

whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

A man walks into a bar he said oww when did this metel bar get here

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

How do you make an anti-joke offensive? Add racism to it.

When life hands you melons it means you're dyslexic.

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