- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You just died, and I'm laughing at you and your extremely ugly face.

Why did the cop hate black people? He was a racist.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

Why do people waste time reading these jokes. Because they like anti jokes.

What happens when you forget your parachute as you jump out of a plane? You wake up.

A car with four Mexicans drives off of a cliff. What's the bad news? They were my friends.

what happens when an unstoppable force hits an unmovable object? it goes around.

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

Why did the fish fly It didn't

What is the difference between a seal and an armadillo? They are both aquatic animals, except for the armadillo.

whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

How do you confuse a black man? Call him from a blocked number and I say "I love you"

Who gave Miley Cyrus her new haircut? Hellen Keller

what is blue and smells like fish? blue fish ;)

why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

How many people does it take to drive a car? 1 person

A priest and a rabbi walk into a gay bar. They are closet homosexuals and are searching for partners to engage in consensual sexual intercourse with.

what did the girl say after her boyfriend proposed? she said no because they've still got a lot of stuff to deal with before they even consider getting married and he seriously needs to get a job and dump his other girlfriend.

A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

Why did the chicken cross the road? No reason.

Why did the bartender refuse to let the black man in ? Because the bar was about to close.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Someone chucked a fridge at her.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

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