- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Not Suzy" "Why?" "Because she has no arms"

Knock Knock. Who's There? Oh wait! i don't care!

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was struck by lightning and died.

Today if my birthday, and I got given the Anti Joke Book! Happiness!

An alligator walks into a bar. The bar tender calls animal control and calmly escorts everyone out the back door.

Q: Why did the cheerleader drop her pom-poms? A: She was knocked unconscious from behind and repeatedly sodomized by a convicted rapist.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? About a thousand

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent get brutally murdered.

What is your name? My name is Jeff

Why is the man's nose bleeding? Because I punched him in the nose. He looked at me funny.

What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being molested by a giant octopus.

What has got 56 eyes, 1 leg and 3 arms ? I don't know but that's right behind you.

Why couldn't the child go to the park? He was a registered sex offender.

joe paterno doesn't walk into a police station

Roses are red, Violets are blue. sama bin laden, is coming for you.

If life gives you lemonade.

Why did the Muslim cross the road? He was on fire and he needed to get to the lake on the other side of the street to put himself out.

Q: if it takes a week to walk a fortnight how many pounds of oranges can you fit in a grapegruit. A: None, because there is no bones in ice cream

when you smile the whole world stops and stares for a while because you have one tooth and its half chipped.. and your a black mexican red head.

What happens when a man runs naked into a bank? He doesn't get service because he isn't wearing shoes or a shirt

What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

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